Chris of Colorado
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Chris of Colorado
@cdbofco.bsky.social
Husband and father residing in the foothills of Colorado and a worker in the peripherals of the craft beer industry. Midwestern-born lover of skiing, roadtrips, roller coasters, national parks, movies, history, distance running, and trivia.
Oh no!

Why do bad things have to happen to bad people?! It's almost like a Latina and a MAGA aren't a good match!

#RobSchneider #PatriciaAzarcoyaSchneider

people.com/rob-schneide...
Rob Schneider's Wife Patricia Files for Divorce After 15 Years of Marriage
Rob Schneider's wife Patricia Schneider quietly filed for divorce in December 2025 after 15 years of marriage. They share two daughters, ages 13 and 9.
people.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Trump claims the assault on Rep. Ilhan Omar was staged.

This guy. Says someone else staged a public attack.

Every accusation a confession.

#IlhanOmar #Minnesota #FakeEar
January 28, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Great American Beer Festival isn't dead, but it sure is dying. Looks like they can no longer fill that enormous convention hall (although they obviously put a different spin on the situation).

Hug your local brewer, folks; shit's rough out there.

#GreatAmericanBeerFestival #GABF #CraftBeer
January 27, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Once again, craft beer is out there doing the Lord's work.

#MinocquaBrewing #WisconsinBeer #DrinkWisconsinbly #CelebrationOfLife #FoxNews
January 27, 2026 at 1:42 PM
It's a simple statement of fact, but he'll probably catch shit for it anyway.

I already had mad respect for Hali, my admiration only increases now.

#TyreseHaliburton #Hali #IndianaPacers #Overrated #SpittinTruth

www.indystar.com/story/sports...
Pacers Tyrese Haliburton on X: ‘Alex Pretti was murdered’
Pacers guard Tyrese Haliburton took to X to express thoughts on the killing of an ICU nurse and anti-ICE protestor by federal agents in Minneapolis.
www.indystar.com
January 25, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Butt out, Coors. Upland Brewing already has this covered. You can make a beer for School of Mines, Upland will take care of their own local boys.

#UplandBrewing #CoorsLight #Hoosiers #IU #Indiana
January 25, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Watching the Free Solo guy climb that skyscraper on @netflix.com and I can't get this out of my head...

#SkyscraperLIVE #TheSimpsons #FreeSolo #HelloHumanFlyHere
January 25, 2026 at 2:22 AM
The only hurricanes folks from Indiana wanna be hearing about right now.

#GoIU #BeatTheCanes #IndianaBeach #Natty #CollegeFootball
January 15, 2026 at 6:17 PM
JD Vance is right. We don't see an ICE agent using excessive force and murdering an innocent woman.

We see a VIDEO of an ICE agent using excessive force and murdering an innocent woman.

#CeciNestPasUnePipe #ReneMagritte #DontBelieveYourEyes #TechnicallyCorrect #KillerICE #ReneeNicoleGood
January 10, 2026 at 4:38 PM
He really shouldn't have.

#ReneeNicoleGood #JonathanRoss #ICEKiller
January 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
That ICE agent was in exactly the same amount of danger as Fred Savage.

#TheWonderYears #ReneeNicoleGood #MinneapolisKilling #FuckICE

youtu.be/dj2oLW8nJpI?...
The Wonder Years (Wayne On Wheels): Get Around - The Beach Boys
YouTube video by S P
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January 8, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Look at that: the 21st Century has its own little Boston Massacre to call its own.

#ICEShooting #MinneapolisShooting #BostonMassacre #MinneapolisMassacre

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Live Updates: Minnesota Officials Dispute Federal Account of Fatal ICE Shooting
www.nytimes.com
January 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
ME: [tosses an empty wrapping paper tube to my son] Here ya go, Darth Vader.

SON: What do I do with this?

ME: You're a kid with a cardboard tube, this should come instinctually.

SON: [pauses, confused, proceeds to act like an old man, using it like a cane].

ME: The fuck is wrong with you?
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Don't mess with Texas?

Why? Most of us do that all the time and they just take it.

The slogan should be "Don't fuck with Indiana." Turns out they're the state with balls.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...

#DontFuckWithIndiana #Gerrymandering #FDT
'We can't be bullied': How Trump and the GOP's redistricting push in Indiana backfired
Aggressive tactics employed by Trump and his allies did not sit well with state lawmakers, who delivered a major political blow to national Republicans ahead of the midterms.
www.nbcnews.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
My kids have their doubt about Santa, but they sure as hell believe in Krampus.

#Krampusknacht #Krampus #HolidayTraditions
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It's St. Nicholas Day every day! Because these kids are always leaving their damn shoes out.

🎅 👞 ❄️

#StNicholasDay #StNick #MessyHouse
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Ohio St vs. Michigan? Yankees vs. Red Sox? Those rivalies pale in comparison to A-Basin vs. Keystone and their quest to be first to open.

The trick is to not announce your opening TOO early or your competition will pull petty shit like this.

#ItsAColoradoThing

www.summitdaily.com/news/keyston...
Keystone announces imminent Saturday opening, joining A-Basin in Colorado battle to be first resort to open for 2025-26 ski season
Wanting to receive the honor of being the first ski area to open in the state of Colorado, Keystone swooped in front of Arapahoe Basin Ski Area on Saturday afternoon, Oct. 25, announcing it will...
www.summitdaily.com
October 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The systemic silencing of opposing voices keeps getting more brazen.

It was already disturbing, we're fully into downright alarming territory.

#OpposingVoices #SilenceTheOpposition

www.avclub.com/jimmy-kimmel...
ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel's show "indefinitely" over Charlie Kirk comments
ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel's show "indefinitely" over Charlie Kirk comments
www.avclub.com
September 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Score, or don't be a punk and go for it on 4th.

I dig the new @colts.bsky.social identity.

#NoPunts #IndianapolisColts #GoColts #ForTheShoe
September 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Me, a Colts fan living in Broncos Country right now.

@colts.bsky.social

#ForTheShoe #Leverage #GoColts #IndianapolisColts
September 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
He didn't deserve to die.

He also didn't deserve to be canonized.

#CharlieKirk

www.buzzfeed.com/alexalisitza...
Following His Death, These 14 Quotes, Thoughts, And Beliefs From Charlie Kirk Are Going Viral
In light of his death, Charlie Kirk's legacy is being remembered through these viral quotes.
www.buzzfeed.com
September 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I still don't think they'll do anything...
September 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I'm not yet a true believer but this...this is good.

#IndianapolisColts #Colts #GoColts #AssWhooping
September 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Tom Hanks famously portrayed a character who fought AGAINST the Nazis and, well, that just doesn't represent contemporary American values.

#SavingPrivateRyan #TomHanks #FDT

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
West Point cancels ceremony to honor Tom Hanks as ‘outstanding US citizen’
Little known about decision, although Hanks, who has advocated for military memorials, also voted for Biden
www.theguardian.com
September 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM