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I’m tuna
30 people. 1 plate.
January 29, 2026 at 2:05 AM
30 people. 1 plate.
Asking my boss what my job title is is top 10 most awkward things
January 26, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Asking my boss what my job title is is top 10 most awkward things
Frank is wormlike
January 25, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Frank is wormlike
If you eat a raw egg you’ll grow a chicken
January 25, 2026 at 2:22 AM
If you eat a raw egg you’ll grow a chicken
The liner killed my eye
January 24, 2026 at 10:06 PM
The liner killed my eye
Return to the bruin
January 20, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Return to the bruin
New gargoyle just dropped
January 19, 2026 at 5:01 PM
New gargoyle just dropped
No Spotify I’m not listening to clairo or the smiths
January 17, 2026 at 10:57 PM
No Spotify I’m not listening to clairo or the smiths
Who knocked on my door
January 16, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Who knocked on my door
George bush lore
January 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
George bush lore
Shoutout old lady for paying for half my food
January 14, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Shoutout old lady for paying for half my food
Apparently you’re supposed to wash your rice? That’s what the deep state big washing wants you to think
January 14, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Apparently you’re supposed to wash your rice? That’s what the deep state big washing wants you to think
Too cold to climb
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Too cold to climb
Reject the old form tuna
January 10, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Reject the old form tuna
The human lantern is on the couch
January 10, 2026 at 8:33 AM
The human lantern is on the couch
I’m not chud enough for this
January 10, 2026 at 8:17 AM
I’m not chud enough for this
Not my chickens not my circus
January 10, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Not my chickens not my circus
Crabs and spiders would get along
January 10, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Crabs and spiders would get along
One day tomorrow will be today
January 10, 2026 at 6:20 AM
One day tomorrow will be today