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Cait🪐
@cb116.bsky.social
Austinite. Swearer. Ally. Slow runner.
Disney parks enthusiast. The answer is 42.
Not aspiring to be humble.
If you think you recognize me from work, no you don't.
Whatever good can come of that travesty!
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My ex had an unchecked beard that probably hid squirrels. It traumatized me. I made it a new requirement for dating. No f’ing squirrel beards.
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It was in my husband's wedding vows that he would never have facial hair. 💯
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It's giving Detective Mittens. youtu.be/tVx2uCcDXX0?...
Detective Mittens: The Crime Solving Cat
YouTube video by FilmCow
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I love it and am jealous!
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Kryten will find you!
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I never do meet and greets.
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We took friends for the first time recently and while they were excited they weren’t memes in a group chat excited. I would love that energy!
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
What a badass. I could never, but I love to daydream about it.
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
thank jesus for that.
November 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
She got huge…tracts of land.
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My beef is that the dolphin looks like they dropped it on its nose and it squished into that weird contorted pose.
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM