Cayen's Mortifying Ordeals
@cayenaleva.bsky.social
I'm well over any age of majority you might care about, and so is the nature of this profile! This is @affinity.bsky.social's AD slash horny account. I'm usually bad at engaging directly with posts I like; this is my attempt to practice.
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I mean COME ON
October 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I mean COME ON
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Accidently made her teensy weensy bit a little more than twice your size.
Guess I'll have to try better next time >w>
Guess I'll have to try better next time >w>
December 14, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Accidently made her teensy weensy bit a little more than twice your size.
Guess I'll have to try better next time >w>
Guess I'll have to try better next time >w>
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Cute furry girls wearing skate shoes with no socks, dangling the shoes on their toes & flirting with me
They are twice my size & keep calling me cute. Their legs are locked around me like a barrier & they all have a hungry look in their eyes
I am of course normal about this situation
They are twice my size & keep calling me cute. Their legs are locked around me like a barrier & they all have a hungry look in their eyes
I am of course normal about this situation
December 11, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Cute furry girls wearing skate shoes with no socks, dangling the shoes on their toes & flirting with me
They are twice my size & keep calling me cute. Their legs are locked around me like a barrier & they all have a hungry look in their eyes
I am of course normal about this situation
They are twice my size & keep calling me cute. Their legs are locked around me like a barrier & they all have a hungry look in their eyes
I am of course normal about this situation
I was hoping someone would post this. X3 There was also a time when she played, I think Solar? He had a new build, and she countered it. Turned out she hit him on the ladder on a barcode account a week prior and he didn't realize it was her, so she could workshop a counter without him knowing. X3
June 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I was hoping someone would post this. X3 There was also a time when she played, I think Solar? He had a new build, and she countered it. Turned out she hit him on the ladder on a barcode account a week prior and he didn't realize it was her, so she could workshop a counter without him knowing. X3
I mean hey, look on the bright side, my first thought was that it looked just like a Ken Block video. X3
June 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I mean hey, look on the bright side, my first thought was that it looked just like a Ken Block video. X3