delusional met fan
@cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social
Cat dad, Met fan. Enjoyer of Botanic gardens and professional wrestling.
Brooklyn, NY
Brooklyn, NY
Thinking about it I'd also throw Manhattan Special's hat in the ring here.
December 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Thinking about it I'd also throw Manhattan Special's hat in the ring here.
I remember the first time I tried Cel-Ray in I think 2001 or 2002, and thought "There's no way this is going to really taste like celery", and then took one sip and threw the can away.
December 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I remember the first time I tried Cel-Ray in I think 2001 or 2002, and thought "There's no way this is going to really taste like celery", and then took one sip and threw the can away.
Never gonna lose again let's fuckin goooooo
December 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Never gonna lose again let's fuckin goooooo
Thank you for bringing a smile to my face in these trying times.
December 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Thank you for bringing a smile to my face in these trying times.
Sir, this is a funeral.
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Sir, this is a funeral.
Mine notably sent an email yesterday after having tried to call me every day for the prior 2 weeks.
December 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Mine notably sent an email yesterday after having tried to call me every day for the prior 2 weeks.
Literally started texting all my friends "man walks into the ocean" gifs as soon as I got the news
December 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Literally started texting all my friends "man walks into the ocean" gifs as soon as I got the news
This is terrible, terrible news.
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This is terrible, terrible news.
What am I supposed to do with my Pete Alonso socks now
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
What am I supposed to do with my Pete Alonso socks now
Brb, throwing my trumpets in the garbage. 💔
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Brb, throwing my trumpets in the garbage. 💔
Felt my blood pressure rise at least 10pts
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Felt my blood pressure rise at least 10pts
Complete nonsense, this is just Beltran 2.0 in terms of how the media and less savory elements of the fanbase treat him.
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Complete nonsense, this is just Beltran 2.0 in terms of how the media and less savory elements of the fanbase treat him.
What really gets me is that she seems to have chosen to include the B. Perusing the DHS website, most high level officials do not have a middle initial...
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
What really gets me is that she seems to have chosen to include the B. Perusing the DHS website, most high level officials do not have a middle initial...
Not so bad over in Brooklyn either!
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Not so bad over in Brooklyn either!
Can confirm, at the show and the crowd has been pretty hot the whole time.
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Can confirm, at the show and the crowd has been pretty hot the whole time.
Agreed, I'm at the show and the crowd was so hot to hate on him but then were also delighted when he weaseled out the win. Heel Ricochet rocks.
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Agreed, I'm at the show and the crowd was so hot to hate on him but then were also delighted when he weaseled out the win. Heel Ricochet rocks.
You know, this did prompt me to look up Keuka Park, which is shockingly an actual place
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You know, this did prompt me to look up Keuka Park, which is shockingly an actual place