Bob Kostic
@causticbob.bsky.social
I was doing some home renovations and, when I knocked through my bedroom wall, I found a full furnished hidden room.
Then I remembered that I live in a block of flats.
Then I remembered that I live in a block of flats.
December 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I was doing some home renovations and, when I knocked through my bedroom wall, I found a full furnished hidden room.
Then I remembered that I live in a block of flats.
Then I remembered that I live in a block of flats.
Groundbreaking new study finds that Islamophobia might be partially caused by Muslims killing people all the time.
December 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Groundbreaking new study finds that Islamophobia might be partially caused by Muslims killing people all the time.
I went to a meeting of the "I Feel I'm Being Stalked" support group.
I knew everybody there...
but they didn't know me.
I knew everybody there...
but they didn't know me.
December 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I went to a meeting of the "I Feel I'm Being Stalked" support group.
I knew everybody there...
but they didn't know me.
I knew everybody there...
but they didn't know me.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me 92,495 times,
you are a weather man
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me 92,495 times,
you are a weather man
December 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me 92,495 times,
you are a weather man
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me 92,495 times,
you are a weather man
"Family of stabbed girl say she was 'full of life'"
"Was" being the operative word here. Another star headline performance by the Beeb.
"Was" being the operative word here. Another star headline performance by the Beeb.
December 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"Family of stabbed girl say she was 'full of life'"
"Was" being the operative word here. Another star headline performance by the Beeb.
"Was" being the operative word here. Another star headline performance by the Beeb.
If an AI indentifies itself as non binary, does that mean it doesn't exist?
December 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If an AI indentifies itself as non binary, does that mean it doesn't exist?
Nobody has a bigger heart than President Trump. This Christmas, he is flying thousands of illegals home to be with their families.
December 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Nobody has a bigger heart than President Trump. This Christmas, he is flying thousands of illegals home to be with their families.
Rob Reiner dies when he say's to his wife, "I'll have what she's having"
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Rob Reiner dies when he say's to his wife, "I'll have what she's having"
My mate phoned me and asked what I was doing.
"Probably failing my driving test," I replied.
"Probably failing my driving test," I replied.
December 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My mate phoned me and asked what I was doing.
"Probably failing my driving test," I replied.
"Probably failing my driving test," I replied.
My wife came running in from the garden screaming, "A SNAKE, A SNAKE.“
So I quickly went out to have a look, "What’s seventeen plus thirty two?" I shouted at it.
"Forty nine," the snake hissed back.
"It's ok," I shouted to my wife, it's not poisonous, it's only an adder."
So I quickly went out to have a look, "What’s seventeen plus thirty two?" I shouted at it.
"Forty nine," the snake hissed back.
"It's ok," I shouted to my wife, it's not poisonous, it's only an adder."
December 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My wife came running in from the garden screaming, "A SNAKE, A SNAKE.“
So I quickly went out to have a look, "What’s seventeen plus thirty two?" I shouted at it.
"Forty nine," the snake hissed back.
"It's ok," I shouted to my wife, it's not poisonous, it's only an adder."
So I quickly went out to have a look, "What’s seventeen plus thirty two?" I shouted at it.
"Forty nine," the snake hissed back.
"It's ok," I shouted to my wife, it's not poisonous, it's only an adder."
I got up this morning and my wife was sat under the tree stark naked with her legs wide open, "Come get your Christmas present, " she said.
"Can you take it back tomorrow and get me a smaller size?" I asked.
"Can you take it back tomorrow and get me a smaller size?" I asked.
December 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I got up this morning and my wife was sat under the tree stark naked with her legs wide open, "Come get your Christmas present, " she said.
"Can you take it back tomorrow and get me a smaller size?" I asked.
"Can you take it back tomorrow and get me a smaller size?" I asked.
Everyone at the Round Table loves to sing Christmas carols, except for the silent knight.
December 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Everyone at the Round Table loves to sing Christmas carols, except for the silent knight.
What do you call an alcoholic paki?
Mohammered.
Mohammered.
December 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
What do you call an alcoholic paki?
Mohammered.
Mohammered.
The Paki bloke at work showed me his tattoo.
"Isn't that one of those that wash off,?" I asked.
"I don't know," he replied.
"Isn't that one of those that wash off,?" I asked.
"I don't know," he replied.
December 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The Paki bloke at work showed me his tattoo.
"Isn't that one of those that wash off,?" I asked.
"I don't know," he replied.
"Isn't that one of those that wash off,?" I asked.
"I don't know," he replied.
"King 'deeply touched' by reaction to cancer TV message, says Palace". The last time he was that deeply touched was when the proctologist examined him.
December 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"King 'deeply touched' by reaction to cancer TV message, says Palace". The last time he was that deeply touched was when the proctologist examined him.
Adult film actress Bonnie Blue to be deported from Bali.
And that, children, is how the ultra plague began and that is why we will all have to live underground for the next 6 generations.
And that, children, is how the ultra plague began and that is why we will all have to live underground for the next 6 generations.
December 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Adult film actress Bonnie Blue to be deported from Bali.
And that, children, is how the ultra plague began and that is why we will all have to live underground for the next 6 generations.
And that, children, is how the ultra plague began and that is why we will all have to live underground for the next 6 generations.
After spending 20 minutes trying to get my wife's bra off, I've decide to give up!
I wish I'd never put it on now.
I wish I'd never put it on now.
December 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
After spending 20 minutes trying to get my wife's bra off, I've decide to give up!
I wish I'd never put it on now.
I wish I'd never put it on now.
Give your children a Christmas they will never forget.
Get them fuck all
Get them fuck all
December 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Give your children a Christmas they will never forget.
Get them fuck all
Get them fuck all
I got Wordle in 1 today. What a Guess!!!
December 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I got Wordle in 1 today. What a Guess!!!
What did the American policeman say after shooting a ginger person? Orange is the new black
December 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
What did the American policeman say after shooting a ginger person? Orange is the new black
It's a damned shame banning kids under 16 from social media.
My 13yr old girlfriend in Australia is particularly upset.
My 13yr old girlfriend in Australia is particularly upset.
December 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It's a damned shame banning kids under 16 from social media.
My 13yr old girlfriend in Australia is particularly upset.
My 13yr old girlfriend in Australia is particularly upset.
The evolution of women's grooming:
1980s: Full bush
1990s: Trimmed busy
2020s: Brazilian wax
2010s: Completely bald
2020s: She's got a cock.
1980s: Full bush
1990s: Trimmed busy
2020s: Brazilian wax
2010s: Completely bald
2020s: She's got a cock.
December 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The evolution of women's grooming:
1980s: Full bush
1990s: Trimmed busy
2020s: Brazilian wax
2010s: Completely bald
2020s: She's got a cock.
1980s: Full bush
1990s: Trimmed busy
2020s: Brazilian wax
2010s: Completely bald
2020s: She's got a cock.
They say these strong winds are causing traffic to slow down....
Bullshit I just saw an old lady on her bicycle doing 60
Bullshit I just saw an old lady on her bicycle doing 60
December 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
They say these strong winds are causing traffic to slow down....
Bullshit I just saw an old lady on her bicycle doing 60
Bullshit I just saw an old lady on her bicycle doing 60
Special needs community demands people stop comparing them to Tim Walz.
December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Special needs community demands people stop comparing them to Tim Walz.
I'm moving to Arfica.
£2 a month for clean water. It's cheaper there than it is here
£2 a month for clean water. It's cheaper there than it is here
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I'm moving to Arfica.
£2 a month for clean water. It's cheaper there than it is here
£2 a month for clean water. It's cheaper there than it is here