cauliflower
cauliflower.bsky.social
cauliflower
@cauliflower.bsky.social
fake cauliflower (real)

i run a ~tpot camp in australia: cauli.camp

you can find me in sydney if you try really hard
i love casa tilo
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
obligatory "twitter is down" skeet
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Reposted by cauliflower
call my dick covid the way it mysteriously gets long for people with weird genders
June 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
twitter are dropping the ball _so hard_
May 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
co-procrastinating with my housemates
May 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
next caulicamp we do BLIRL instead of TWIRL
May 20, 2025 at 10:05 AM
whenever i open twitter to tweet it's because i want to tweet something

whenever i open bluesky to skeet it's because i'm thinking "i should use bluesky more"
May 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
creatine cocktail
March 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
we meet again, backup twitter
March 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
While i'm here, caulicamp is soon!

April 24-28 near Sydney

Cabin tickets are $520 and close March 21
Tent tickets are $400 and close April 10

Low income tickets available

You can read more and buy tickets here: www.tickettailor.com/events/cauli...

See you there!
Buy tickets – caulicamp 2 – Camp Wombaroo
caulicamp 2 Thu 24 Apr 12pm - Mon 28 Apr 4pm (includes ANZAC day public holiday) Camp Wombaroo, New South Wales, Australia Tick...
www.tickettailor.com
March 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
so i only just noticed twitter breaking an hour or so ago

and i blamed it on my travel SIM provider
March 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
no publicity is good publicity
December 11, 2024 at 6:32 AM
the problem with using vanity to motivate myself to exercise is that it takes exactly one upper body workout for me to feel good about my body and get comments from people i know
November 21, 2024 at 1:56 AM
drum machine hijinks
November 14, 2024 at 11:40 AM
🤍🚬📖I WANT CALORIES😂😻🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚬🚬🤍🤍🤍📖📖📖😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯I WANT THEM IN MY GLYCOGEN STORES💯💯💯💯😭😩🚬🔥😻🔥🔥💥💢❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🖤🖤❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💞💞💞💞😍😻💌📖📖📖💥🔥😂👍I WANT THEM😂😂😂👍
November 13, 2024 at 12:57 AM
citizens arresting all the pickup truck drivers who change lanes without indicating
November 13, 2024 at 12:51 AM
kissinger? she lives 10,000 miles away!
November 13, 2024 at 12:49 AM
hey everyone have you heard of caulicamp?
October 18, 2024 at 6:16 PM
vibecamp3 actually feels fantastic this year (so far at least)

it helps that i know at least a hundred people
June 14, 2024 at 12:40 PM
apparently bluesky is back!
June 13, 2024 at 2:08 AM
anyone still here?
January 26, 2024 at 7:33 PM
wim hoff and chill
August 28, 2023 at 10:56 AM
"you still doing the website?"
"oh, yeah, the sex website"
August 28, 2023 at 10:54 AM
I. FUCKING. HATE. ROCK AND ROLL.

chuck berry makes me play the guitar and shouts go johnny go
August 28, 2023 at 10:54 AM
"Cauliflower Unites Minds"
August 28, 2023 at 10:53 AM