cauliflower
@cauliflower.bsky.social
fake cauliflower (real)
i run a ~tpot camp in australia: cauli.camp
you can find me in sydney if you try really hard
i run a ~tpot camp in australia: cauli.camp
you can find me in sydney if you try really hard
i love casa tilo
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
i love casa tilo
obligatory "twitter is down" skeet
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
obligatory "twitter is down" skeet
Reposted by cauliflower
call my dick covid the way it mysteriously gets long for people with weird genders
June 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
call my dick covid the way it mysteriously gets long for people with weird genders
twitter are dropping the ball _so hard_
May 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
twitter are dropping the ball _so hard_
co-procrastinating with my housemates
May 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
co-procrastinating with my housemates
next caulicamp we do BLIRL instead of TWIRL
May 20, 2025 at 10:05 AM
next caulicamp we do BLIRL instead of TWIRL
whenever i open twitter to tweet it's because i want to tweet something
whenever i open bluesky to skeet it's because i'm thinking "i should use bluesky more"
whenever i open bluesky to skeet it's because i'm thinking "i should use bluesky more"
May 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
whenever i open twitter to tweet it's because i want to tweet something
whenever i open bluesky to skeet it's because i'm thinking "i should use bluesky more"
whenever i open bluesky to skeet it's because i'm thinking "i should use bluesky more"
we meet again, backup twitter
March 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
we meet again, backup twitter
While i'm here, caulicamp is soon!
April 24-28 near Sydney
Cabin tickets are $520 and close March 21
Tent tickets are $400 and close April 10
Low income tickets available
You can read more and buy tickets here: www.tickettailor.com/events/cauli...
See you there!
April 24-28 near Sydney
Cabin tickets are $520 and close March 21
Tent tickets are $400 and close April 10
Low income tickets available
You can read more and buy tickets here: www.tickettailor.com/events/cauli...
See you there!
Buy tickets – caulicamp 2 – Camp Wombaroo
caulicamp 2
Thu 24 Apr 12pm - Mon 28 Apr 4pm (includes ANZAC day public holiday)
Camp Wombaroo, New South Wales, Australia
Tick...
www.tickettailor.com
March 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
While i'm here, caulicamp is soon!
April 24-28 near Sydney
Cabin tickets are $520 and close March 21
Tent tickets are $400 and close April 10
Low income tickets available
You can read more and buy tickets here: www.tickettailor.com/events/cauli...
See you there!
April 24-28 near Sydney
Cabin tickets are $520 and close March 21
Tent tickets are $400 and close April 10
Low income tickets available
You can read more and buy tickets here: www.tickettailor.com/events/cauli...
See you there!
so i only just noticed twitter breaking an hour or so ago
and i blamed it on my travel SIM provider
and i blamed it on my travel SIM provider
March 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
so i only just noticed twitter breaking an hour or so ago
and i blamed it on my travel SIM provider
and i blamed it on my travel SIM provider
no publicity is good publicity
December 11, 2024 at 6:32 AM
no publicity is good publicity
the problem with using vanity to motivate myself to exercise is that it takes exactly one upper body workout for me to feel good about my body and get comments from people i know
November 21, 2024 at 1:56 AM
the problem with using vanity to motivate myself to exercise is that it takes exactly one upper body workout for me to feel good about my body and get comments from people i know
drum machine hijinks
November 14, 2024 at 11:40 AM
drum machine hijinks
🤍🚬📖I WANT CALORIES😂😻🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚬🚬🤍🤍🤍📖📖📖😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯I WANT THEM IN MY GLYCOGEN STORES💯💯💯💯😭😩🚬🔥😻🔥🔥💥💢❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥🖤🖤❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥💞💞💞💞😍😻💌📖📖📖💥🔥😂👍I WANT THEM😂😂😂👍
November 13, 2024 at 12:57 AM
🤍🚬📖I WANT CALORIES😂😻🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚬🚬🤍🤍🤍📖📖📖😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯I WANT THEM IN MY GLYCOGEN STORES💯💯💯💯😭😩🚬🔥😻🔥🔥💥💢❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥🖤🖤❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥💞💞💞💞😍😻💌📖📖📖💥🔥😂👍I WANT THEM😂😂😂👍
citizens arresting all the pickup truck drivers who change lanes without indicating
November 13, 2024 at 12:51 AM
citizens arresting all the pickup truck drivers who change lanes without indicating
kissinger? she lives 10,000 miles away!
November 13, 2024 at 12:49 AM
kissinger? she lives 10,000 miles away!
hey everyone have you heard of caulicamp?
October 18, 2024 at 6:16 PM
hey everyone have you heard of caulicamp?
vibecamp3 actually feels fantastic this year (so far at least)
it helps that i know at least a hundred people
it helps that i know at least a hundred people
June 14, 2024 at 12:40 PM
vibecamp3 actually feels fantastic this year (so far at least)
it helps that i know at least a hundred people
it helps that i know at least a hundred people
apparently bluesky is back!
June 13, 2024 at 2:08 AM
apparently bluesky is back!
anyone still here?
January 26, 2024 at 7:33 PM
anyone still here?
wim hoff and chill
August 28, 2023 at 10:56 AM
wim hoff and chill
"you still doing the website?"
"oh, yeah, the sex website"
"oh, yeah, the sex website"
August 28, 2023 at 10:54 AM
"you still doing the website?"
"oh, yeah, the sex website"
"oh, yeah, the sex website"
I. FUCKING. HATE. ROCK AND ROLL.
chuck berry makes me play the guitar and shouts go johnny go
chuck berry makes me play the guitar and shouts go johnny go
August 28, 2023 at 10:54 AM
I. FUCKING. HATE. ROCK AND ROLL.
chuck berry makes me play the guitar and shouts go johnny go
chuck berry makes me play the guitar and shouts go johnny go
"Cauliflower Unites Minds"
August 28, 2023 at 10:53 AM
"Cauliflower Unites Minds"