oh. my. god.

Billy looks seriously displeased..."I was not consulted..."

He signed her at 13 to John Casablancas' (p*do) modeling agency. So...

It gives me a little satisfaction (a little) that it must be creeping up on him how universally loathed he is. His handlers can't block EVERYTHING from him. Imagine sensing that billions of people are anticipating your death? When it happens, I'll rub MAGA's nose right in it.

Staff keep him "busy" with craft projects like they would with any dementia patient. His father would go to the office each day, and staff there would give him piles of meaningless papers to "review."

Even if it's a joke (and Mark Epstein just said it was), the fact that trump hasn't come out screaming about it is...interesting. Because this is the kind of "rumor" he'd start about someone else. Remember how miffed he was about the size of his hands?

Chicken thighs in freezer...wasn't sure what to do with them. Thx for the idea.

My mom loved him! I remember her watching his tv show.

Pro tip: Live your life in such a way that yours is not the most anticipated death around the world. Can u imagine being so loathed that billions of people are putting it in the same category as Xmas morning? #IsHeDeadYet

I recently wrote an article re John Bonham-- he was....everything. www.culturesonar.com/becoming-joh...

Boy, did they hit a nerve with these weenie boys...

Held civilly liable by a judge who observed that the forcible digital penetration of E Jean Carroll was technically "r*pe." Dozens of other women have recounted him groping them against their will. Get YOUR facts straight -- and ur head out ur ass.

Or a snek...

I hope to god he doesn't get a state funeral, isn't buried at Arlington (TBF, he probably wants a gaudy mausoleum), and every portrait of him is destroyed.

As a kid, he threw rocks at a baby in a playpen. He punched a teacher in the face. He was sent to military school (w/rumors he'd sa'd someone in town). At mil school, he tried to throw a classmate out a window. He evicted a stroke victim from her apt. He makes Damien look normal.

I'm betting he's charging a lot of $ for these -- and taking a cut.

Delly has his fancy dinner bib on and everything....