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CatsofUSAdystopia🫘
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Join two misfit cats as they sarcastically paw through dystopian America with cathartic optimism and sassy opinions.
Not sure you heard the news… I am honored to accept this new chapter in my life. #PopeLeoXIV
May 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Your rights matter! 🐾 If your human feeds you late, know that you’re not alone. The Purrfessional Cattorneys are here to stand with you—because every meal should be served on time. Even in Trump’s America ⚖️ #YouHaveRights #FeedMeOnTime #PurrfessionalCattorneys #JusticeForCats #MeowTheLaw
February 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
@jetblue2.bsky.social JetBlue pilots calling the Gulf of Mexico the ‘Gulf of America’? Bold move for people trusted with navigation. I wouldn’t let them pilot my cat tower. #Geography101 #JetBlueFails #GulfOfMexico #NotTheGulfOfAmerica
February 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
New year, new president, same chaotic circus. Wake me up when the plot makes sense. Until then, I’ll be napping through the madness. #PoliticalInsomnia #WakeMeWhenItsOver #DemocracyOrRealityShow?
January 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Some favs from the San Diego, CA People’s March 2025
January 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The sister I never wanted. #NotBitter #WhyMe #Cats
January 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
January 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Handsome domestic house cat
December 5, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Circa 2018
November 25, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Here’s proof
November 24, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Ever since my humans brought home “the sister,” life has been chaos. Every sunny spot? Stolen. Every nap? Interrupted. My tail? Now a chew toy. I glare at my humans daily, hoping they’ll take the hint: return policy, anyone?

#NotAmused #RuinedKingdom #SendHelp #cats #catlove
November 24, 2024 at 6:04 PM
After a career as a space explorer, Captain Leopoldo is back on Earth. He is tackling the toughest mission yet: navigating today’s American dystopia. Here to make you laugh and offer unfiltered, feline perspectives on everything humans are facing.
#cats #CatsWithOpinions #FunnyCats #FollowForLaughs
November 24, 2024 at 5:41 PM
When you finally find the purr-fect box but it’s a little snug… ‘If I fits, I sits!’ #cats #boxes #caturday
November 23, 2024 at 2:53 PM