Ben Wyatt (Human Disaster)
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Do you think a depressed person could make this?
(Relevant life posts through Parks and Rec gifs until Bsky goes private)
(Relevant life posts through Parks and Rec gifs until Bsky goes private)
Went to Austin for early Valentines Day to finally eat at our favorite restaurant again (after over 2 years) 😍 We got to check out a cidery that was all delicious dry ciders. They were celebrating Galantine's Day and gave me the drinks they made for socials. And it's right next to a cemetery!
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February 14, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Went to Austin for early Valentines Day to finally eat at our favorite restaurant again (after over 2 years) 😍 We got to check out a cidery that was all delicious dry ciders. They were celebrating Galantine's Day and gave me the drinks they made for socials. And it's right next to a cemetery!
Happy Galentine's Day to all my ladies! You are the best. I love you and I like you 🫶
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February 13, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Happy Galentine's Day to all my ladies! You are the best. I love you and I like you 🫶
We got glutened the very first meal we had after returning from California, and at our favorite place here no less. It's been 5 days and we STILL feel horrible. I wasn't kidding when I said TX has it out for us.
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February 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
We got glutened the very first meal we had after returning from California, and at our favorite place here no less. It's been 5 days and we STILL feel horrible. I wasn't kidding when I said TX has it out for us.
Holy shit, Don't Look Up is amazing. I know I'm late to the party, but damn that's worth a rewatch or 500.
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February 8, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Holy shit, Don't Look Up is amazing. I know I'm late to the party, but damn that's worth a rewatch or 500.
Feeling my soul return to my body the second I landed in California
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February 6, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Feeling my soul return to my body the second I landed in California
Day 1 of the Texas Freeze and watching the freezing rain front turn into a snow front
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January 24, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Day 1 of the Texas Freeze and watching the freezing rain front turn into a snow front
Nearly crying in the airport because KC and Jojo's "All My Life" started blasting on the intercom and all I can think flof is the inauguration the mayor
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January 23, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Nearly crying in the airport because KC and Jojo's "All My Life" started blasting on the intercom and all I can think flof is the inauguration the mayor
Little B'z biopsy came back benign!
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January 20, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Little B'z biopsy came back benign!
Windshield wipers, windshield wiper fluid, and the left camera stopped working. Mobile repair came out, said they couldn't repair it because rodents made a nest in the Tesla and chewed through all the cables.
This state has it out for me. Might be a sign to ditch the state and the car.
This state has it out for me. Might be a sign to ditch the state and the car.
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January 13, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Windshield wipers, windshield wiper fluid, and the left camera stopped working. Mobile repair came out, said they couldn't repair it because rodents made a nest in the Tesla and chewed through all the cables.
This state has it out for me. Might be a sign to ditch the state and the car.
This state has it out for me. Might be a sign to ditch the state and the car.
Nothing like being terrified of Texas drivers, only to approach a minute old freeway accident with a flipped car on the shoulder and someone doing CPR on the driver and finding out when you get home that they passed away and wow 2025 was so horrible that I've gotten good at suppressing trauma
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Nothing like being terrified of Texas drivers, only to approach a minute old freeway accident with a flipped car on the shoulder and someone doing CPR on the driver and finding out when you get home that they passed away and wow 2025 was so horrible that I've gotten good at suppressing trauma
It's truly amazing how bad the drivers are here. IT'S SO BAD. SO SO BAD.
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December 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM
It's truly amazing how bad the drivers are here. IT'S SO BAD. SO SO BAD.
Christmas Cards are in the mail~~~~
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December 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Christmas Cards are in the mail~~~~
11th annual Parks and Rec rewatch complete 🧇
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December 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
11th annual Parks and Rec rewatch complete 🧇
The year of Beck. 9732 minutes and 174 replays of my favorite song 😅 I thought I was at maybe 40?
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December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The year of Beck. 9732 minutes and 174 replays of my favorite song 😅 I thought I was at maybe 40?
Two free upgrades in a row? Please and thank you.
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Two free upgrades in a row? Please and thank you.
Shows are so exhausting to shoot but man do I love it
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November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Shows are so exhausting to shoot but man do I love it
We had to take lil B'z to the vet for a sudden lump on her side. It looks like a benign fatty tumor, but we're still opting to get it removed due to how quick it formed. And the FIL is going in for an outpatient heart surgery today. It's been rough.
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November 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
We had to take lil B'z to the vet for a sudden lump on her side. It looks like a benign fatty tumor, but we're still opting to get it removed due to how quick it formed. And the FIL is going in for an outpatient heart surgery today. It's been rough.
Checking my phone on the WS and
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November 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Checking my phone on the WS and
Is it time to start my 11th annual rewatch of Parks and Rec? I do believe it is 🎉
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October 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Is it time to start my 11th annual rewatch of Parks and Rec? I do believe it is 🎉
NO FUCKING WAY
October 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
NO FUCKING WAY
Main show is done.
Took some photos. Had a breakdown. Bon appetit!
Took some photos. Had a breakdown. Bon appetit!
a man is saying oh i have a medical condition alright it 's called caring too much !
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October 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Main show is done.
Took some photos. Had a breakdown. Bon appetit!
Took some photos. Had a breakdown. Bon appetit!