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I dunno, but I'm pretty sure The Punisher wants to kill him.
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I wasn't involved in online discourse when 64 and Double Dash were new but they also had similar vibes imo
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I guess what I'm getting at is I feel like a lot of these complaints are accurate but also sound like they're coming from people who never played most Mario Kart games when they were truly new? I feel like we had this same sort of discourse around Wii, 7 and 8 (Wii U version).
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You're not wrong, but honestly this is generally how I've experienced Mario Kart compared to a lot of games in general. LIke MK has always been the fun racing game that everyone has that I want to have to come back to play every now and then, but rarely been my one-and-only obsession.
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I kind of pictured Tsubasa as a squirrel, but maybe it's just her long hair making me think of a squirrel's tail, plus her having a bit of that Aoi gopher face when she's excited.

Darumi's definitely a dog though.
November 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Oh shit Gerson was this year wasn't he
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Not that that's what the creators were going for or that you can't argue that maybe someone is reading the wrong message from something, but I can also see why one wouldn't be as quick to give them the benefit of the doubt after seeing it in earnest so many times.
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Having seen the clip I can definitely see it raising some red flags. You still see a LOT of comics online where the "joke" is "haha, look at how fat and ugly and hairy and annoying this person in a dress is, wouldn't it be funny if we called them a "creature" and said we should kill them?"
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Doubly so when it's already designed in part to homage or imitate specific films or film genres but with interactivity, so when you take away the interactive part you're just left with a weird off-brand movie, especially when they also try to lean away from the more unique aspects of the game.
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
While I would say it's best as a companion piece to the game I do appreciate that it tries to strike a decent balance with working well enough as a standalone series while still adding enough new material to be a worthwhile watch for people who already played it.
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Maybe "The Thousand Line" DLC will get nominated ten years from now? We can only hope, lol
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yeah, sadly we've already proven that Keighley hates strategy games, so one that's also a filthy visual novel sadly never stood a chance.

Nice to see them put some respect on Donkey Kong at least. Maybe this kiddy platformer will be the one to avenge Forgotten Land's cruel snubbing.
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My brother actually checked out the original movie from the video store because he recognized it from the cartoon.

That was the one time my dad had him return a movie after seeing what was in it, lol
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
In fairness he was the best character in that game.
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Donald Duck... depends on the version, really.
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Writer: "Okay, so for this scene we want to make a joke about Bowser's ego by showing he paints himself looking incredibly buff and handsome. Now we just need a 2D artist who can draw something like that..."

Dude at the studio who doesn't want to share their search history: "...I might know a guy."
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Reminds me of this but in reverse:
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Sorry to hear you're getting burnt out on this one, but it's understandable. There is at least one REALLY good route on this side of the flowchart that I really hope you get to, but I wouldn't blame you for taking a break for now after you finish this route.
November 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The best thing that can be said for it is that it does a LOT to improve one of the weakest characters from the first game. As for the rest of it, eh..........
October 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Eek, it's Dipp.
October 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Mc-Arby's
October 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Feels like it'd be like going from this to this:
October 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
You know what game I played that same year where I got softlocked on about three times yet never heard much guff about online? God of War: Ragnarok, a supposed GOTY contender. Mind you I was playing the PS4 version so maybe that's a factor, and it was obviously the more impressive game, but still.
October 19, 2025 at 7:26 AM