Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again.
@catmemesplease.bsky.social
Let’s make it 2009 again on here. It’s gonna be so easy to do if we don’t take the bait and ignore the flamethrowers. Some US/UK politics. Some Manchester United. Some mid century pop culture. Possibly a pinch more than some Doctor Who. Plenty of cats.
He’s full of holiday cheer, isn’t he?
December 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
He’s full of holiday cheer, isn’t he?
Profiles In Carnage.
December 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Profiles In Carnage.
What a beautiful baby!
Mine just make ridiculous faces - both in a ‘derp’ kind of way and a ‘judgy-pants’ kind of way, sometimes both at the same time.
They’re actual brother and sister and they are the flat out weirdest smol little weird roommates I’ve ever had, and I’ve had six in my life.
Mine just make ridiculous faces - both in a ‘derp’ kind of way and a ‘judgy-pants’ kind of way, sometimes both at the same time.
They’re actual brother and sister and they are the flat out weirdest smol little weird roommates I’ve ever had, and I’ve had six in my life.
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 AM
What a beautiful baby!
Mine just make ridiculous faces - both in a ‘derp’ kind of way and a ‘judgy-pants’ kind of way, sometimes both at the same time.
They’re actual brother and sister and they are the flat out weirdest smol little weird roommates I’ve ever had, and I’ve had six in my life.
Mine just make ridiculous faces - both in a ‘derp’ kind of way and a ‘judgy-pants’ kind of way, sometimes both at the same time.
They’re actual brother and sister and they are the flat out weirdest smol little weird roommates I’ve ever had, and I’ve had six in my life.
Dammit!
Nevermore The Snack That Smiles Back ™.
Nevermore The Snack That Smiles Back ™.
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Dammit!
Nevermore The Snack That Smiles Back ™.
Nevermore The Snack That Smiles Back ™.
This book is now half as old as the show.
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This book is now half as old as the show.
The GOP Congresswoman for Vladivostok has spoken up.
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The GOP Congresswoman for Vladivostok has spoken up.
Showdown with Socialism?
Dude looks like he’s had a ‘special wee’ in his Depends.
Happy as a piggy in shit.
Dude looks like he’s had a ‘special wee’ in his Depends.
Happy as a piggy in shit.
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Showdown with Socialism?
Dude looks like he’s had a ‘special wee’ in his Depends.
Happy as a piggy in shit.
Dude looks like he’s had a ‘special wee’ in his Depends.
Happy as a piggy in shit.
Whoever made this is a genius.
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Whoever made this is a genius.
Turns out they were, in fact, potentially divisive.
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Turns out they were, in fact, potentially divisive.
Does Judge Oldham suckle JD Vance’s leaky teat?
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Does Judge Oldham suckle JD Vance’s leaky teat?
Trump: everybody be afraid of the Mayor-Elect of New York City, because he’s a Muslim and all Muslims are scary bad guys.
Also Trump: don’t be rude to my wonderful friend and guest, Mohammed bin Bonesawin’.
Also Trump: don’t be rude to my wonderful friend and guest, Mohammed bin Bonesawin’.
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Trump: everybody be afraid of the Mayor-Elect of New York City, because he’s a Muslim and all Muslims are scary bad guys.
Also Trump: don’t be rude to my wonderful friend and guest, Mohammed bin Bonesawin’.
Also Trump: don’t be rude to my wonderful friend and guest, Mohammed bin Bonesawin’.
Congrats to Congressman Higgins (R - Pedophilia) for having the bravery to out himself.
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Congrats to Congressman Higgins (R - Pedophilia) for having the bravery to out himself.
Occam’s Razor suggests a reason for his vote…
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Occam’s Razor suggests a reason for his vote…
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I only have one question:
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I only have one question:
The President says he will support releasing the Epstein files.
The Senate just passed the House’s Epstein bill by unanimous consent.
The discharge petition succeeded by a 427-1 vote in the House.
That’s right. Only one person in government opposes this.
Why?
Is GOP Rep Clay Higgins a pedo?
The Senate just passed the House’s Epstein bill by unanimous consent.
The discharge petition succeeded by a 427-1 vote in the House.
That’s right. Only one person in government opposes this.
Why?
Is GOP Rep Clay Higgins a pedo?
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The President says he will support releasing the Epstein files.
The Senate just passed the House’s Epstein bill by unanimous consent.
The discharge petition succeeded by a 427-1 vote in the House.
That’s right. Only one person in government opposes this.
Why?
Is GOP Rep Clay Higgins a pedo?
The Senate just passed the House’s Epstein bill by unanimous consent.
The discharge petition succeeded by a 427-1 vote in the House.
That’s right. Only one person in government opposes this.
Why?
Is GOP Rep Clay Higgins a pedo?
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Alvin and the Attention Seekers.
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Alvin and the Attention Seekers.
“tUeSdAy’s ReSuLtS dO nOt MaTtEr BeCaUsE tHe OnLy ElEcTiOnS wErE iN cOmMuNiSt CoNtRoLlEd TrAnSeXuAl HeLlHoLeS”.
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“tUeSdAy’s ReSuLtS dO nOt MaTtEr BeCaUsE tHe OnLy ElEcTiOnS wErE iN cOmMuNiSt CoNtRoLlEd TrAnSeXuAl HeLlHoLeS”.
Not On My Watch.
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Not On My Watch.
If only we still had that $40b we used to prop up Argentina last month…
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If only we still had that $40b we used to prop up Argentina last month…
Her late twins… RIP.
November 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Her late twins… RIP.
There is no single image that is a perfect metaphor for the state of the United States right now.
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
There is no single image that is a perfect metaphor for the state of the United States right now.
Kaitlin’s shitting herself again.
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Kaitlin’s shitting herself again.