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Giraffes Unreal
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Also Indiana birth certificates don’t even list length/weight
July 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I think about this a lot
June 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I actually got blocked for this lmao he’s not even tagged
April 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Going to make an entire new domino meme from “post about gamergate” to “chastity cages”
April 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
At least with the exception of uninhabited islands where I assume a more nuanced method was required
April 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Imagine if Dems had courage 😔
March 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Remember when they negotiated the ACA with Republicans in the name of bipartisanship, gave up part of what they wanted, and then proceeded to not get any Republican votes anyway?
March 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I would say that to be fair the straight line on a globe would curve the other direction, but that would be pretending his greatest stupid is not understanding great circle routes and not that there are a whole bunch of legitimate reasons for planes to not fly a straight line, wind not least of all
February 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Recency bias? The use of "migrant" in its accurate context isn't new. Also, "undocumented" is way out-of-date, I didn't find an equivalent for the NYT but the AP Stylebook removed "undocumented" in 2013.
February 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Oh jeez, Elon is holding on to $6B that he physically cannot spend which could instead help stave off famine for 42 million people (plus follow-on effects) but sure it's not being hoarded. He accumulates wealth faster than it is physically possible to actually use, how are you like this
February 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
He said in his COVID lawsuit that time out of the workforce would ruin his psyche, but it seems unclear which part of his psyche is working in the first place
February 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Is it the real Marko Elez's GitHub account that cloned a repo about DeepSeek, the AI model that Senator Hawley wants to put people in jail for 20 years over?
February 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"Please donate to us so we can continue to take fat Ls in courtrooms everywhere"
February 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM