Gata De La Rosa
@catbuquerque.bsky.social
A New Mexican with a pit bull, a cottage bakery business and not enough time to go hiking.
I miss going home for Christmas. But I really don’t miss having to travel BACK after.
December 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I miss going home for Christmas. But I really don’t miss having to travel BACK after.
As long as Christian McCaffrey doesn’t lose 47 points tonight, I official won’t lose money on fantasy football this year. 💃🏻
December 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
As long as Christian McCaffrey doesn’t lose 47 points tonight, I official won’t lose money on fantasy football this year. 💃🏻
Big thanks to the porch pirates for not stealing my sisters air fryer that was on my porch for 48 hours because I’ve been too busy supporting holiday parties to even remember I ordered it.
December 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Big thanks to the porch pirates for not stealing my sisters air fryer that was on my porch for 48 hours because I’ve been too busy supporting holiday parties to even remember I ordered it.
Every day, I find something new that validates my opinion of Diego Pavia. www.krqe.com/news/brawl-b...
Brawl breaks out between parents at State Wrestling Championship
A brawl at this weekend’s State Wrestling Championship has a lot of people asking questions.
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December 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Every day, I find something new that validates my opinion of Diego Pavia. www.krqe.com/news/brawl-b...
The struggle of putting on shapewear in a humid bathroom.
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The struggle of putting on shapewear in a humid bathroom.
The one person in the office who listens to Christmas music has started that. At least it’s later than normal.
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The one person in the office who listens to Christmas music has started that. At least it’s later than normal.
Apparently age 3 is train-central.
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Apparently age 3 is train-central.
Soaking your shower head in vinegar to break up mineral deposits and correct all the spray jets is the total reward for cleaning your bathroom. Never skip it.
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Soaking your shower head in vinegar to break up mineral deposits and correct all the spray jets is the total reward for cleaning your bathroom. Never skip it.
Chile Christmas biscuit. Feliz Navidad
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Chile Christmas biscuit. Feliz Navidad
Forgot to update on this. He didn’t get a dessert.
I have left my actual Thanksgiving dinner in the control of my father for the first time in my personal history and I am terrified.
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Forgot to update on this. He didn’t get a dessert.
What a time for unsubscribing from emails!
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
What a time for unsubscribing from emails!
I spent a lot seasons watching OU football in Norman and I loved all of them. But watching New Mexico and Albuquerque fall in love with Lobo football… completely emotionally unmatched for me.
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I spent a lot seasons watching OU football in Norman and I loved all of them. But watching New Mexico and Albuquerque fall in love with Lobo football… completely emotionally unmatched for me.
I am so glad I’m home.
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I am so glad I’m home.
Over the last two days, I baked 413 biscuits. On top of my normal job.
All y’all boomers posting about how the kids just spend frivolously and have no work ethic can get fucked.
All y’all boomers posting about how the kids just spend frivolously and have no work ethic can get fucked.
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Over the last two days, I baked 413 biscuits. On top of my normal job.
All y’all boomers posting about how the kids just spend frivolously and have no work ethic can get fucked.
All y’all boomers posting about how the kids just spend frivolously and have no work ethic can get fucked.
Refrigerator Tetris has begun. Happy Holidays.
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Refrigerator Tetris has begun. Happy Holidays.
Had to write the capital letter ‘G’ in cursive today and it took me a solid two minutes to remember how.
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Had to write the capital letter ‘G’ in cursive today and it took me a solid two minutes to remember how.
Blind spot sensors haaaaate a double turn lane.
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Blind spot sensors haaaaate a double turn lane.
My worst ex boyfriend became a Clippers fan because he just really loved Ryan Gosling in “Drive”. And I’ll give him a minor amount of credit; he’s stuck with it. But thinking about the amount of sports suffering he’s currently enduring… it makes me smile.
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
My worst ex boyfriend became a Clippers fan because he just really loved Ryan Gosling in “Drive”. And I’ll give him a minor amount of credit; he’s stuck with it. But thinking about the amount of sports suffering he’s currently enduring… it makes me smile.
I still cannot believe a team I love won in Tuscaloosa.
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I still cannot believe a team I love won in Tuscaloosa.
I have left my actual Thanksgiving dinner in the control of my father for the first time in my personal history and I am terrified.
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I have left my actual Thanksgiving dinner in the control of my father for the first time in my personal history and I am terrified.
My birthday is June 7th or 6-7 and I feel like that’s gonna be a really shitty day next year. 😑
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
My birthday is June 7th or 6-7 and I feel like that’s gonna be a really shitty day next year. 😑
The place where I rent the bulk of my event inventory had a massive fire two weeks ago. Talked to my sales rep about it and the best quote from the conversation was, “The umbrella division is gone.” I hope he’s writing poetry to process his grief.
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The place where I rent the bulk of my event inventory had a massive fire two weeks ago. Talked to my sales rep about it and the best quote from the conversation was, “The umbrella division is gone.” I hope he’s writing poetry to process his grief.
Sure, orgasms are great and all but have you ever showered after hiking 10 miles? Whew.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Sure, orgasms are great and all but have you ever showered after hiking 10 miles? Whew.
Bought a car again today. Just so exhausted and relived about it that I’m going to bed at 9:00.
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Bought a car again today. Just so exhausted and relived about it that I’m going to bed at 9:00.
I was diagnosed with MS in 2012 but I still have to google “sclerosis” every time I have to spell it.
That’s intentional.
That’s intentional.
October 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I was diagnosed with MS in 2012 but I still have to google “sclerosis” every time I have to spell it.
That’s intentional.
That’s intentional.