oh

oh no

We finally got bingo...

Oh yeah definitely then

We briefly considered mal noises but we're not sure if the noises we make would count

No bingo...

Nobody we know that we've told about this girl's plan for us knows this song yet

Grab their mind and twist it

Being told we have a natural talent for it and all that gets in the way is our confidence is

idk, story of our life lmao

hello

We never sang before tonight and then sang a few songs near our puppy (who is a very good singer) and we were told we're a natural 😵‍💫

we have to do this now huh...

Then again the ability to drink close to 20 shots at home on an empty stomach and be practically sober is probably also concerning but we have an absolutely fucked natural tolerance

Our ability to consume close to a gram of caffeine in the span of ~4 hours and have no effect from it is probably concerning to most but it's just our weird mutations :)

You get it

The best part is if one is a switch then that means there's also the opportunity for like, either teaching a sub or getting them ready for an outing to one's specific standard

We strongly promote domestic service and we feel like it's a heavily underappreciated thing