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Castertroy911
@castertroy911.bsky.social
Truck Driver, Anarchist, Musician
Went to the dentist and got X-rays. I looked up “how harmful are X-rays” on Google. It said “Dental X-rays are very safe. The radiation dosage is the equivalent of eating 3 bananas” So I guess that’s good. But now I’m wondering wtf is going on with these bananas?
January 27, 2026 at 4:07 PM
My dog died today. She was the best dog. I’m gonna miss her a lot. Rip Henry
January 15, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Me: Buys anything
Everywhere: would you like to donate to kids?
Me: No
Everywhere: how about a credit card with %50 apr?
Me: yeah lemme negotiate the terms of this credit card with a big line behind me all so you can tell me in front of 20 people that I’m not trusted enough for credit at TJ Max
January 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
January 8, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Fascism is really shitty. Like I knew it was gonna suck watching the end of democracy and the worldwide rise of fascism. But wow, this is really really fucking dark.
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 AM
It is wild how much this Somali day care thing has pissed republicans off. I guess if you’re a fascist you really only like to get scammed by other fascists. Getting scammed by a black foreigner is unacceptable af. And it sucks cuz if you mention that they’re like “you don’t care about fraud”
December 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I’m running for president in 2028. My presidential platform consists of two things. Part one abolish ice. Part two, use the money from that to fund a new program that focuses on turning kids trans. Not all of them. Just the white ones.
December 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
So is the rule that if you live in the country you get a Sonic, and if you’re in the hood you get a Checkers? They’re both absolute trash. Also, quit putting jalapeño’s in drinks Sonic you fucking freaks.
December 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing

TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers

Me:
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I world just like to say I’m utterly shocked that Donald Trump didn’t release 500 thousand pages of evidence that he’s a pedophile and a compromised Israeli and Russian asset today.
December 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Have y’all noticed that Trump only does impossible things? Every thing he does he says no one ever thought it was possible. Please bro, do some things someone might think is possible.
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This mother fucker is so embarrassing. I will not vote for this freak. I’ll vote for a third party or anyone worse than Gavin fucking Newsome.
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Man if you make a really rocking Christmas song mfs will play that shit for a hundred years. And is funny that half these famous Christmas songs are written by some old Jewish guy.
December 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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It's the middle initial that really makes this work
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 AM
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It’s kind of hard to win anything for the working class when our leaders cave at the slightest disruption in the flow of capital.
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Time to open that bottle of champagne I saved for the death of Dick Cheney. Architect of the mass murder of over a million people. A man who brought immeasurable suffering to this word in the name of capital. Truly a monster the likes of which we see all too much.
November 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The fact that it is illegal to wear a mask in ga really shows you how much these Republicans don’t care at all about personal freedom. They care about surveillance, protecting the rich, and being cruel to the enemies their cult has chosen for them.
June 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
No kings protest that randomly intersected with Juneteenth parade.
June 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You know, if I was a sociopathic wannabe dictator who wanted to militarize police and crack down on dissent. A thing I might do would be fake a terrorist attack at my big birthday parade in the capital. You know, since I already faked one assassination attempt. That might be a thing I would do.
June 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I would just like to say this Ezra Klein “abundance” bs is just a push by the establishment to organize the remaining libs by turning them into libertarians.
June 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM