Everywhere: would you like to donate to kids?
Me: No
Everywhere: how about a credit card with %50 apr?
Me: yeah lemme negotiate the terms of this credit card with a big line behind me all so you can tell me in front of 20 people that I’m not trusted enough for credit at TJ Max
Everywhere: would you like to donate to kids?
Me: No
Everywhere: how about a credit card with %50 apr?
Me: yeah lemme negotiate the terms of this credit card with a big line behind me all so you can tell me in front of 20 people that I’m not trusted enough for credit at TJ Max
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.