I always assumed I'd be able to get a little bit done while the baby naps. I did not anticipate that she will only nap while I hold her. 🫩

I didn't realize there was already an open carton of oat milk in the fridge, so now there are TWO open cartons of oat milk and one open carton of rice milk in the fridge. 🤦🏼‍♀️

I never need an excuse to use my favorite spooky mug, but the pumpkin spice latte feels more appropriate now.

After months of getting socks onto my newborn, I think I'm ready to start a career as a professional wrestler.

Someone help me convince my husband to let me take care of the baby and chores for a while so he can play Silksong 😂

Yeah.