🌈Caspian Couture
caspiancouture.bsky.social
🌈Caspian Couture
@caspiancouture.bsky.social
💙☮️They said there can be more to a person than being gay, but I would not know a thing about that.
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Bohoo, my little profile picture is hideous. Thing is, we are out here "fighting for justice" but is is always the most sarcastic queens criticizing looks. Would rather some hillbilly call me a fag than deal with self-annihilating gay slay boys.
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🌈Closeted Men Suffer🌈

We run X rescue missions encouraging self-acceptance.

Ashamed, they refuse help. They will not listen.
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Another item about me: I make digital collages out of screenshots!
January 14, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Are you sobbing? Again?
This little bitch @caspiancouture.bsky.social is stealing my secret recipe!
🌈Not supposed to talk about this, buuuut sometimes in our struggle about orientation, we cause just so much destruction in our families. Or even communities. Our internal angst turns into aggressive outbursts.

We sometimes start actual wars!
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New fabulous photo for my collection.
January 8, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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Bless your heart!
January 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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Remember the shitshow of Robinhood?
Now they sell crypto!
And they call GAMBLING “trading.”

#scam #investing #conmen #DenOfThieves
January 7, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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Bluesky: Offers starter pack feature
Me: Uses feature
Bluesky: Follow Farming!!!

#NeedNewPlatform
January 7, 2026 at 9:06 PM
🌈Not supposed to talk about this, buuuut sometimes in our struggle about orientation, we cause just so much destruction in our families. Or even communities. Our internal angst turns into aggressive outbursts.

We sometimes start actual wars!
______

New fabulous photo for my collection.
January 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
You are following 29,000 people and I cannot wait to join the hoard of the ignored.

Weird people.

Post your SSN and banking info in your bio for a followback.
January 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Oh be careful! Look at all of us! We are ruining the soil with gayness!

@wesleyhart00.bsky.social
@sebastian-carlyle.bsky.social

go.bsky.app/CaCYtVQ
January 5, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Deeply confused about orientation.

Pass him around as hors d’oeuvres--awaken the twink.

"Muscular Dystrophy"
"Hairless Bear"

#MAGA #Closet #ButtPlug
January 5, 2026 at 6:18 AM
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With my second post, Nazi homophobe Nick Fuentes holds himself OUT as a living example of irony.

#OutDamnSpot

www.queerty.com/27-year-old-...
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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With my third post, I inquire: when the NFL season ends will they feel my absence? Will they miss me self-abusing to the images of Alpha-Magas in their manhandling latency?
January 5, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Dear Spotify,

Playing the songs I want?
But then tons of commercials?
And interspersing songs I want with songs I loathe?

Congratulations for being....listening to the radio.

#Spotify #TransistorRadio #StationWagonEnergy
Bohoo, my little profile picture is hideous. Thing is, we are out here "fighting for justice" but is is always the most sarcastic queens criticizing looks. Would rather some hillbilly call me a fag than deal with self-annihilating gay slay boys.
January 3, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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With my first post, I highlight the struggle closeted gay men endure. The lies, denial, fear and self-hatred.

Imagine the torment of building an entire life in opposition to one's identity? Taking a stance against yourself and your kind?
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One thing about me: I collect photos of politicians.
December 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Bohoo, my little profile picture is hideous. Thing is, we are out here "fighting for justice" but is is always the most sarcastic queens criticizing looks. Would rather some hillbilly call me a fag than deal with self-annihilating gay slay boys.
December 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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How Wall Street turns your monthly bills into its debt payments.
#News #Finance #WallStreet #Debt #Infrastructure #politics
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Someone is buying up American starter homes and pricing you out. But it’s not who you’ve been told. #EconSky #Housing #PolSky #RonanFarrow
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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"When they go low, we kick them in the teeth." - Jay W. Walker (July 26, 2016)
November 14, 2024 at 4:49 AM
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When we speak of affordable housing, there is a simple question that comes to mind: affordable for whom?

When it comes to the lowest-income Americans, the US has a housing gap of over 7 million units.
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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The so-called “party of family values” seems hell-bent on making life more expensive for American families.
May 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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They've got enough money to throw us into another war, but not enough money to fund the suicide prevention hotline. Very "pro-life." Very "pro-family." So "GREAT."
June 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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It is mind-boggling that the answer to the question "Should we feed the hungry and heal the sick or give more money to billionaires?" leads MAGA to this spending bill.

Public service is about making people's lives better, safer, and more secure. Or so I thought.
July 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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What's happening with Jimmy Kimmel is about politics and power.
September 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️
September 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Parents, if you have time to read anything today (and the capacity to feel rage), then these new allegations against two of the largest social media companies, and their apparent disregard of you and your kids’ relationships and mental health, should be it.
7 Allegations Against Meta in Newly Unsealed Filings
Court filings allege Meta tolerated sex trafficking, hid harms to teens, and prioritized growth over user safety for years.
time.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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“The best part about coming home is you” isn’t just a warm closing. It’s the manifesto of a parenting philosophy. “It’s about unconditional love over material things,” he said. “In the whirlwind of figuring out parenting, it’s just so important to be grounded in that.”
Why Chasten Buttigieg wrote a new children’s book about two dads that isn’t about being different
With LGBTQ-themed children's books being ripped out of libraries in certain parts of the country, Chasten Buttigieg wrote Papa's Coming Home" with a purpose.
www.advocate.com
May 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM