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December 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Remember all those cold war era movies where soldiers are walking through the crowds saying, "Papers? Papers? Papers?"

That's where we are now.
December 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If only he or his partner knew someone who had raised a baby before...
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It's hilarious, in a sad way, to me that all their solutions are basically just government.

"Listen, what if a bunch of us got together and pooled our resources so collectively we'd have more than if we tried to do all this on our own as individuals?"
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Aaron Burr really fell off the wagon after the whole Hamilton thing.
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Back in the day the old tube televisions used to emit enough electromagnetic radiation that you could pick it up from a short distance and watch whatever was on the screen.

I'm not contradicting or anything, it just think it's a neat fact. 😁
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Trump's new healthcare plan.
December 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I had gone so long without thinking of that man....
December 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
"That thing where you can't tell if it's the real news or the Onion."
December 6, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Somebody's warming up their pardon pen.
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Reposted
When reached for comment, the panel said that newborns can go fuck themselves
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
...and gas more expensive.
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
0/10

I don't eat with fascists.
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Sometimes I look at the horizon and think of her.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Turkey will be deported to Turkey before it leaves the parking lot.
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Hmmmm.
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
TACO

Just say no, Ukraine.
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
No no no. They're only arresting gang members and human trafficers.
a woman is standing in front of a microphone wearing a purple jacket and necklace .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a microphone wearing a purple jacket and necklace .
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November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM