That is amazing. I have not seen Gaga but I have seen a bunch. I can’t remember anyone having the Gaga reaction. I am backstage, it might be easier to spot from the front. I have seen grown women cry over Keith Urban.

At first I thought you were in the waiting room and was questioning it. But the exam room is brilliant.

The article I read indicated he was the sole custodial parent. THIS makes more sense. Or just as much. Thanks.

Does he play chess too? It wouldn’t surprise me. Poker is better for reading other people. Both are great for strategy and playing out scenarios in your head.

I call BS on the butterscotch pudding breakfast, you absolutely would. Otherwise, all excellent points.

Literally my first thought when I read the article. He has custody. She was inconvenient, and likely a barrier for him.

Someone said owning a sports team is the acceptable way for rich dudes to own other humans these days. That’s stuck with me.

Before school gets out on weekdays. Before church lets out on Sundays. Absolutely do not on Saturday.*

*only applies to Trader Joes and Market Basket in my area. You can go to Stop and Shop almost whenever but probably not after today this particular week.

I lol’d

Or more. I FEEL you. I still wish I had
moved in next door. We could’ve taken turns cooking at the very least. I have a tendency to cook for like 10. I know you can do that if you choose.

Yesterday I made 6lbs of ground beef into meatballs (it was urgent, beef arrived not frozen) for the freezer.

And to be fed! Regularly!

I feel this! Every thing I do or try is interrupted at least 3xs by a child, a dog or another thing needs doing (give a mom a cookie style). EVERY. SINGLE. THING. To top it off, the person I married decided I asked too much of him and LEFT. Never considering that I do at LEAST 5 things for his 1.

Except the tip part. The restaurant would be lucky if he paid the bill in the first place

So may lyrics, when you dig down, are terrible.

Have to steal all my kisses from you?
Take a letter Maria?
Even Alison, which I LOVE for reasons, is terrible. Dude mansplaining why she isn’t happy and would be better with him?
Veronica is a banger though.

I mean…

RFK the junior. Apologies. i read the story. It may have broken my brain. I also figured out they got engaged (author + Nuzzi) AFTER this according to wikipedia.

JFKs girlfriend is a serial offender. Also: Keith Olberman (sp? Can’t be bothered) and Mark Sandford (so? See above) and the guy writing this.

Our Sandra Boynton were going to bed, snuggle puppy, and moo baa lalala.

Currently I have Samin Nosrat’s new one and The Unbroken Coast by Nalini Jones hanging out. Meant to be read. But a reporter can totally infer what they will from that.

Yeah. I am notoriously bad at ages but can do “young” and “probably not young”. Young keeps shifting upward though.