‘How the blazes are 10,000 loyal men to sign the covenant if you haven’t brought the pen, Smith?!’

Tim, I know the Fifth Court does well, but a legal comedy about Carson and Smith from two youngish upstarts might be about to unseat them.

NOT THAT BUCKET

FE Smith would set about you with an empty champagne bottle for that.

Also re the Bar and the exploits of certain barristers in the north. Though the BSB wouldn’t be having any of that today.

Harris’s Law states that Ireland provides the exception to every statement about British politics/law/policing etc

Everyone has the right to a jury trial, your home is your castle, etc etc etc

Fast thing.

I feel like we are coming dangerously close to the German -zeug.

For ‘ragebaiting’ try ‘legitimate questions asked by citizen journalists’.

A thing in action just works so well, though!

Ok it’s becoming clearer. Seems like a radical form of natural law.

And ends at Muff!

EVERY Irish county?

I swear it’s scripted as variable to keep us on our toes.

I could swear there are times when I completely neglect it for 20 minutes and it’s waiting faithfully.

Other times I glance at BBC Sport and BAM!