i carry around exactly $9 in my pocket in case i need to become mayor of new york city
February 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
i carry around exactly $9 in my pocket in case i need to become mayor of new york city
nothing against pup hoods but they're a little funny cause, like, i can see you in there buddy
February 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
nothing against pup hoods but they're a little funny cause, like, i can see you in there buddy
it sucks so much that i just absolutely adore raising canes. because of course i do. does that make sense
February 2, 2026 at 5:05 PM
it sucks so much that i just absolutely adore raising canes. because of course i do. does that make sense
full respect to this site but i don't open up the drafts on here and see this awful shit
February 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
full respect to this site but i don't open up the drafts on here and see this awful shit
singing this like lyric like that one benson boone song
February 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
singing this like lyric like that one benson boone song
they got a guy on the other site trying to recreate how charlie kirk's death could have been faked btw
February 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
they got a guy on the other site trying to recreate how charlie kirk's death could have been faked btw
fucking hate windows 11 man what does this mean
January 29, 2026 at 2:28 PM
fucking hate windows 11 man what does this mean
you think when it gets cold fursuiters climb into their suit like dicaprio climbing inside that horse's stomach in the revenant
January 27, 2026 at 4:00 PM
you think when it gets cold fursuiters climb into their suit like dicaprio climbing inside that horse's stomach in the revenant
If you placed your hand in front of Nick Shirley's face he'd think you disappeared
January 25, 2026 at 7:14 PM
If you placed your hand in front of Nick Shirley's face he'd think you disappeared
Having an AI-generated profile picture completely invalidates your personhood. You can't even bother to express yourself in the most banal way possible? What's the point in you waking up everyday? I am not talking to you.
January 25, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Having an AI-generated profile picture completely invalidates your personhood. You can't even bother to express yourself in the most banal way possible? What's the point in you waking up everyday? I am not talking to you.
They should've dumped Peanut the Squirrel in the sea like Bin Laden
January 25, 2026 at 6:52 PM
They should've dumped Peanut the Squirrel in the sea like Bin Laden
not fun to be constantly reminded that not only is the government our enemy, but we're theirs too.
January 25, 2026 at 6:37 AM
not fun to be constantly reminded that not only is the government our enemy, but we're theirs too.
Ray Bull's "It could happen to anyone, and this time it happened to me" is a wonderful video and thank God it didn't get much attention cause ViralHog and Collab would've sent neurotoxin missiles to their homes.
January 25, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Ray Bull's "It could happen to anyone, and this time it happened to me" is a wonderful video and thank God it didn't get much attention cause ViralHog and Collab would've sent neurotoxin missiles to their homes.
Source tells me the messenger is stable.
Please god
Please god
they just shot the messenger man. he was going to be the next post office general
January 20, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Source tells me the messenger is stable.
Please god
Please god
they just shot the messenger man. he was going to be the next post office general
January 20, 2026 at 8:16 PM
they just shot the messenger man. he was going to be the next post office general
New Björk, New Björk.
January 20, 2026 at 7:39 AM
New Björk, New Björk.
that green needle gives me a brainstorm
January 20, 2026 at 7:00 AM
that green needle gives me a brainstorm
i'm such a loser man i got the snl cameron winter christmas song james austin johnson did for like 4 seconds stuck in my head
January 20, 2026 at 7:00 AM
i'm such a loser man i got the snl cameron winter christmas song james austin johnson did for like 4 seconds stuck in my head
Tiktok is great. I just saw a video of a guy filming himself trying to scream into a scientology building, immediately shut out, he says he's been doing this for a YEAR. THEN I look at his account. Full of videos of him saying he found a way to dream while awake with frequencies.
March 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Tiktok is great. I just saw a video of a guy filming himself trying to scream into a scientology building, immediately shut out, he says he's been doing this for a YEAR. THEN I look at his account. Full of videos of him saying he found a way to dream while awake with frequencies.
watching a Schmoyoho Songify The News video from 2015 and it had back-to-back JonTron and Nev Schulman cameos
March 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
watching a Schmoyoho Songify The News video from 2015 and it had back-to-back JonTron and Nev Schulman cameos
being evil and gay may seem to some a worthwhile aspiration, but be careful, you have the risk of becoming sam altman.
March 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
being evil and gay may seem to some a worthwhile aspiration, but be careful, you have the risk of becoming sam altman.
watching one of ken jennings' 74 jeopardy streak games is like seeing a blurry video of a clear blue sky in manhattan. the other two contestants are utterly clueless as to their fate
March 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
watching one of ken jennings' 74 jeopardy streak games is like seeing a blurry video of a clear blue sky in manhattan. the other two contestants are utterly clueless as to their fate
"they spent 5 million to try and impeach ken paxton!!!"
I would have torn college station brick by brick to raise funds to trap that man in a legal purgatory where the legal papers breach the ceiling and a line of paralegals stretch to OKC.
I would have torn college station brick by brick to raise funds to trap that man in a legal purgatory where the legal papers breach the ceiling and a line of paralegals stretch to OKC.
March 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"they spent 5 million to try and impeach ken paxton!!!"
I would have torn college station brick by brick to raise funds to trap that man in a legal purgatory where the legal papers breach the ceiling and a line of paralegals stretch to OKC.
I would have torn college station brick by brick to raise funds to trap that man in a legal purgatory where the legal papers breach the ceiling and a line of paralegals stretch to OKC.
I have one browser on my phone opened to a crossword constructor and another opened to a Jeopardy board maker. I will likely not finish either. I am happy.
March 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I have one browser on my phone opened to a crossword constructor and another opened to a Jeopardy board maker. I will likely not finish either. I am happy.
Really confused. I keep seeing influencers putting a supposed email for MGMT in their bios. Thing is, it's always their agents and bookers. I just want to talk to the guys that wrote Kids and Electric Feel :(
March 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Really confused. I keep seeing influencers putting a supposed email for MGMT in their bios. Thing is, it's always their agents and bookers. I just want to talk to the guys that wrote Kids and Electric Feel :(