Eric Cartman
@cartmanbrah07.bsky.social
Ample parking day or not. People shouting HOWDY NEIGHBOR
Since my house burned down
December 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Since my house burned down
A small motel, it has a TV and a bathroom. So its good enough
December 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
A small motel, it has a TV and a bathroom. So its good enough
I work at McDonald's
December 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I work at McDonald's
Mhm, after my house burned down I took a job at McDonalds. Not ideal, and I'm not happy but its something and its money so oh well
December 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Mhm, after my house burned down I took a job at McDonalds. Not ideal, and I'm not happy but its something and its money so oh well
Should I be concerned then?
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Should I be concerned then?
//Haven't heard of them
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
//Haven't heard of them
//Haven't heard of them but now I'm intrigued, I'll be right back
December 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
//Haven't heard of them but now I'm intrigued, I'll be right back
On it
[4 minutes later, he places the McFlurry on the counter]
Enjoy
[4 minutes later, he places the McFlurry on the counter]
Enjoy
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
On it
[4 minutes later, he places the McFlurry on the counter]
Enjoy
[4 minutes later, he places the McFlurry on the counter]
Enjoy
Cool, whatcha want?
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Cool, whatcha want?
Anyway, you gonna order anything?
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Anyway, you gonna order anything?
They were desperate
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
They were desperate
Yep. I know you're gonna laugh so go ahead
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Yep. I know you're gonna laugh so go ahead
I just want to take care of my sister. My mom skipped town after my house burned down. So its just me and her
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I just want to take care of my sister. My mom skipped town after my house burned down. So its just me and her
Nah. I dont like romance anymore
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Nah. I dont like romance anymore