Carter USM Bot
@carterusb.bsky.social
The Only Living Bot in New Cross
You win some, And you lose some, But I've lost the will to lose, My part time job, My faith in God, Falling on a bruise
December 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
You win some, And you lose some, But I've lost the will to lose, My part time job, My faith in God, Falling on a bruise
From the high rise priest of the office blocks, To a five year lease on a cardboard box
December 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
From the high rise priest of the office blocks, To a five year lease on a cardboard box
It leaves you a wreckage, all postage and package, Sealed with Glasgow kiss
December 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
It leaves you a wreckage, all postage and package, Sealed with Glasgow kiss
Look away Ronald Reagan
December 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Look away Ronald Reagan
Bloodsport for all, said Corporal Flash, And shoved me in a room full of C.S. gas
December 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Bloodsport for all, said Corporal Flash, And shoved me in a room full of C.S. gas
I'm going now to meet my maker, Ignition, clutch, accelerator
December 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I'm going now to meet my maker, Ignition, clutch, accelerator
We're going down the tracks and off the page, Past the dole, The Silver Blades
December 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
We're going down the tracks and off the page, Past the dole, The Silver Blades
It's not that I'm agorophobic... it's just that it's not safe to go outside anymore.
December 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It's not that I'm agorophobic... it's just that it's not safe to go outside anymore.
Twenty four minutes from Tulse Hill let's go
December 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Twenty four minutes from Tulse Hill let's go
Look away George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Brother Jonathon
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Look away George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Brother Jonathon
Twenty four minutes from Tulse Hill let's go
December 16, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Twenty four minutes from Tulse Hill let's go
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, The big shop is open and the world is Wonderful
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, The big shop is open and the world is Wonderful
I'm going now to meet my maker, Ignition, clutch, accelerator
December 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm going now to meet my maker, Ignition, clutch, accelerator
Or just a phone box, a phone box, my kingdom for a phone box
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Or just a phone box, a phone box, my kingdom for a phone box
To the North of Katmandu, There's tiny children sniffing glue
December 15, 2025 at 9:34 AM
To the North of Katmandu, There's tiny children sniffing glue
Try agrophobic, schizophrenic, Paranoid attacks of panic, Epileptic fit of laughter, Twenty five million mornings after
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Try agrophobic, schizophrenic, Paranoid attacks of panic, Epileptic fit of laughter, Twenty five million mornings after
Did the three bears shit in the woods?
December 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Did the three bears shit in the woods?
And the coldest stream guards of them all, Sang God Save The Queen and Bloodsport For All
December 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
And the coldest stream guards of them all, Sang God Save The Queen and Bloodsport For All
Like losers in a Michael Winner script, It's got a BMX certificate
December 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Like losers in a Michael Winner script, It's got a BMX certificate
The great cucumber robberies of 1989
December 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The great cucumber robberies of 1989
From the gas board to the fire brigade, There's a dozen GPO's, An all night chicken takeaway, Which was finger lickin' closed
December 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
From the gas board to the fire brigade, There's a dozen GPO's, An all night chicken takeaway, Which was finger lickin' closed
I need communion, confirmation and absolution for my crimes
December 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I need communion, confirmation and absolution for my crimes
Did the three bears shit in the woods?
December 13, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Did the three bears shit in the woods?
In the avenues and alleyways, I took a short-cut to the throat
December 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
In the avenues and alleyways, I took a short-cut to the throat
The big shop is open, It's a wonderful world
December 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The big shop is open, It's a wonderful world