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the best thing about crypto evangelists is that in order to draw people into their scams, they have to loudly & repeatedly announce to the world how fat their wallets are, lmaoooo
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I think I’m gonna respond to this random text with “nope, beef’s haunted”
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
“All cops are not bastards” coming from David Simon is particularly funny because across several tv shows, he couldn’t even create a fictional “good cop”
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Wow
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Why does the hubby look like the front cover of a smutty romance novel (negative) lol
November 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Oh my god
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
before they give you a job with the bulwark, bill krystol gets to hit you in the temple 7 times with a sledgehammer
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
this beats my 401k’s performance by uh… 819%
November 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
left myself a bit of a cryptic reminder last night
November 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
best cuomo photo all night
November 5, 2025 at 7:20 AM
maybe it’s not relevant but regardless, abigail spanberger was raised in Short Pump, Virginia
November 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
this is the opposite of the classic “i ain't reading all that…”
October 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
this is not perfect on the go it tastes like shit
October 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
big day for balch gulch bridgeheads
October 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
not topping this tho
October 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
strong contender for best failed campaign image of all time
October 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
October 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
*sigh
October 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’m always secretly saying that it’s not really the Ai constantly shoved down my throat that makes me angry… it’s the queers
October 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
“Ratio me. Please.”

Ok
October 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
how do you do fellow antifas? make sure to register for the NO KINGS rally on 10/18!
October 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
pssst, hey would you like to see the darkest, most sick and twisted corner of Bluesky?
October 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
thanks team
October 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM