Sleve McDichael
@carpetsnake.bsky.social
General silliness, angry ranting, probably something about West Ham, movies and fuck the Tories.
At least that geezer still can't get a haircut.
February 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
At least that geezer still can't get a haircut.
How Man Utd seem to be dealing with any West Ham attacks today
February 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
How Man Utd seem to be dealing with any West Ham attacks today
Daughter has drawn the dogs, who are apparently in love. She is wearing a bikini and he has a six pack.
February 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Daughter has drawn the dogs, who are apparently in love. She is wearing a bikini and he has a six pack.
West Ham keep a clean sheet. Light the beacons.
February 7, 2026 at 4:59 PM
West Ham keep a clean sheet. Light the beacons.
If I was a Chelsea fan I don't think I'd have the audacity to celebrate a win after my club spent that amount of money on the team. Aren't they expecting wins? Isn't it the old case of Mario Balotelli's postman delivering a letter?
January 31, 2026 at 7:27 PM
If I was a Chelsea fan I don't think I'd have the audacity to celebrate a win after my club spent that amount of money on the team. Aren't they expecting wins? Isn't it the old case of Mario Balotelli's postman delivering a letter?
Catherine O'Hara - what a life. Can't think of too many actors who are universally loved, but I think Catherine O'Hara is one of them. I think I'll watch A Mighty Wind.
January 30, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Catherine O'Hara - what a life. Can't think of too many actors who are universally loved, but I think Catherine O'Hara is one of them. I think I'll watch A Mighty Wind.
I think I've finally figured out what Donald Trump's problem is: he's a stupid, insensitive, rude, ignorant, horrible cunt.
January 23, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I think I've finally figured out what Donald Trump's problem is: he's a stupid, insensitive, rude, ignorant, horrible cunt.
The Borrowers get very defensive when they're accused of stealing but you never see them giving any of that shit back do you?
January 17, 2026 at 3:17 PM
The Borrowers get very defensive when they're accused of stealing but you never see them giving any of that shit back do you?
I feel like no one enjoys watching their team play football any more.
January 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I feel like no one enjoys watching their team play football any more.
I try not to complain too much about referees and VAR - I really do, honest - but the decision to disallow that second goal is fucking criminal and completely changes the outcome of the game. Just relegate us already. Can we opt out of the rest of the season?
January 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I try not to complain too much about referees and VAR - I really do, honest - but the decision to disallow that second goal is fucking criminal and completely changes the outcome of the game. Just relegate us already. Can we opt out of the rest of the season?
Me: I'm glad I'm not overly obsessive or compulsive in my behaviour, that must be a lot to deal with.
Also me: *spends the entire morning listening to Luke Kelly singing Raglan Road about 25 times*
Also me: *spends the entire morning listening to Luke Kelly singing Raglan Road about 25 times*
January 4, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Me: I'm glad I'm not overly obsessive or compulsive in my behaviour, that must be a lot to deal with.
Also me: *spends the entire morning listening to Luke Kelly singing Raglan Road about 25 times*
Also me: *spends the entire morning listening to Luke Kelly singing Raglan Road about 25 times*
The thing is, this is not new. We've been like this for years. We never play as if we have a plan for scoring goals. Sometimes teams make silly mistakes and let us score by accident but we are actually incapable of scoring against a team if they don't want us to.
January 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
The thing is, this is not new. We've been like this for years. We never play as if we have a plan for scoring goals. Sometimes teams make silly mistakes and let us score by accident but we are actually incapable of scoring against a team if they don't want us to.
Until today I saw no point in getting rid of Nuno but if this is what he does against the shittest team in the league then maybe we should just get rid. Can AI manage a team, do you reckon?
January 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Until today I saw no point in getting rid of Nuno but if this is what he does against the shittest team in the league then maybe we should just get rid. Can AI manage a team, do you reckon?
If someone could invent a way to switch off the part of your brain that is interested in football, they'd make a fortune.
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
If someone could invent a way to switch off the part of your brain that is interested in football, they'd make a fortune.
Pretty normal at the London Stadium this evening. Almost feel disappointed that I'm not there. Almost.
December 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Pretty normal at the London Stadium this evening. Almost feel disappointed that I'm not there. Almost.
Just watching Dial M for Murder. Not sure if I've actually seen this in its entirety before. Are we to believe that *Ray Milland* married *Grace Kelly* for her money? And not because she was...well...Grace Kelly??
December 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Just watching Dial M for Murder. Not sure if I've actually seen this in its entirety before. Are we to believe that *Ray Milland* married *Grace Kelly* for her money? And not because she was...well...Grace Kelly??
"There it is. The best damn airport breakfast that money can buy."
"Did you remember to leave some shell in the fried egg?"
"Of course I did, I'm not new, you know."
"Did you remember to leave some shell in the fried egg?"
"Of course I did, I'm not new, you know."
December 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
"There it is. The best damn airport breakfast that money can buy."
"Did you remember to leave some shell in the fried egg?"
"Of course I did, I'm not new, you know."
"Did you remember to leave some shell in the fried egg?"
"Of course I did, I'm not new, you know."
Who the fuck is letting off fireworks? Since when was Christmas celebrated with fireworks? I'm gonna lose my shit.
December 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Who the fuck is letting off fireworks? Since when was Christmas celebrated with fireworks? I'm gonna lose my shit.
Shh! Shut up! Raiders of the Lost Ark just came on! Shh!
December 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Shh! Shut up! Raiders of the Lost Ark just came on! Shh!
Dressing up for Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Dressing up for Christmas
Me waiting for Santa
December 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Me waiting for Santa
My view of the match having bought a £45 ticket for the world cup. Thanks, FIFA!
December 17, 2025 at 7:08 AM
My view of the match having bought a £45 ticket for the world cup. Thanks, FIFA!
So the Demogorgon will absolutely flee from an axe wielding Winona Ryder but can easily cope with getting lit up by machine guns.
December 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
So the Demogorgon will absolutely flee from an axe wielding Winona Ryder but can easily cope with getting lit up by machine guns.
Why do Burnley have a player who sounds like he's the resurrected corpse of Ian Fleming who's had to hastily construct an alias for himself in an effort to divert attention away from the fact that he's a zombie?
December 7, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Why do Burnley have a player who sounds like he's the resurrected corpse of Ian Fleming who's had to hastily construct an alias for himself in an effort to divert attention away from the fact that he's a zombie?
Presenting a peace prize to Donald Trump
December 7, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Presenting a peace prize to Donald Trump