Carpe Derpum (S. Ben Price)
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Carpe Derpum (S. Ben Price)
@carpederpum.bsky.social
1967 - current
Translator, traveller, eater of good food and drinker of wine, ruiner of otherwise perfectly good parties with acoustic guitar version of Wonderwall.
Responsibilities include: opening the door for the cat, forgetting why I came into rooms
I was held for ransom in Belarus by the military. Eventually they let me go. I speak English, German and Spanish completely fluently, and also Catalan and French at B2/C1, and if you're generous, Italian. Maybe I don't fit your cookie-cutter comic-book preconception.
December 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I also crossed Checkpoint Charlie maybe a dozen times, with and without a diplomatic pass, sometimes carrying contraband currency, and spent in all about a half year behind the Iron Curtain, in East Germany, Czech Republic, Belarus under Lukaschenko, as well as living in Uzbekistan and Tajikistan.
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I learnt to say "don't shoot" in Russian at the age of 10. I've been around this since before 1976, when I went with my mom to buy sandwiches for Jimmy Carter's visit to Berlin, where I lived for a decade. Tanks in the streets were an everyday sight. I can haggle and give taxi directions in Russian.
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Isn't part of doublethink denying reality, repeating the mantra until it becomes your faith, your truth, your identity? They'll never admit it to themselves. It would be ego suicide.
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Add "Russians" to the bullshit you're being fed by the media. To paraphrase Noam Chomsky, their influence is negligible compared to the influence of the US's plutocrats and big business interests. It's a squirt gun in a torrential downpour.
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
When I come home to the US from Europe, it's always a shock to see the absolute tripe that passes for news there, no matter how many times I experience it. Otherwise intelligent, educated people I know get sucked up into their narratives that lead nowhere and actually make you less knowledgeable.
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Settlers throwing rocks at Palestinians near Hebron in the West Bank.
Of all the things they're doing, this is the least newsworthy. They're systematically committing ethnic cleansing, which involves a mot more than throwing rocks: destroying homes and places of work, detaining and murdering people.
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Jeder Narzisst, Egomane, Soziopath, Arschloch liest dies und denkt sich: „Ja! Endlich versteht mich jemand.“
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Mass graves found in 3... 2... 1...
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This is the centrists' version of pizzagate.
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
One thing the witless shitgibbon got right was naming it the Department of War. That's what it is. That's what it's always been. Defense was a misnomer.
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Isn't being a hypocrite central to Christianity? The whole thing where you sin (harm others) and then do the magic mental washing clean (repent). Sin. Repent. Rinse. Repeat.
December 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Putin doesn't really have a reason to stop. If things continue as they have been, Russia will take over all of Ukraine. Unless there's a massive change, it's only a matter of time.
December 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
American liberty? Is that like American democracy?
fry from futurama is making a silly face with his eyes closed
ALT: fry from futurama is making a silly face with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
"Second breakfast's third dessert is the fouteenth most important meal of the day." - A. Hobbitses
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
That's just pre-emptive acquiescence, going along and not making waves. Resist at every step, in every way. Don't expect someone to step in and do it for you because that's not going to happen. There are no checks or balances.
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 AM