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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈
@carouselsonfire.bsky.social
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35. She/They. Goth lesbian cat lady tattoo artist. OFMD crew for life. Here to sigh over Ed and Stede and tell people their cats are cute.
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She is Queen of the house, and my heart ❤️❤️❤️
A tortoiseshell cat sitting on a table and looking at the camera. A pic of a tortoiseshell cat asleep on her back, eyes closed with her little paws folded over.
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Stede is the kind of guy who’d walk into a shop blank, and make an appointment for a full ornamental bodysuit. The artist would be internally like “yeah OKAY.” And be absolutely bewildered when he not only shows up, but sits through the first session like it’s nothing. Only faltering after 10hrs
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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I was looking through the Liquid Gold artbook and realized I’ve seen that face before! 😂 Props to @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social for capturing THE most CAT expression! The HOW DARE look of pure feline contempt. Modeled most astutely by Petra and her RBF! ❤️❤️❤️ Anyway I’m loving the artbook + miss the boys!
A screen shot from the Liquid Gold artbook, it shows a closeup filled in black outline drawing of Kraken the black cat on Ed and Stede’s laps with a HOW DARE expression complete with big narrowed eyes. A tortoiseshell cat hidden between stuffed animals and a white pillow. She wears an expression full of feline contempt. Her eyes are narrowed in that cartoonish way torties excel at.
November 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Finding out Rob Zombie used be a delicate-featured pretty boy in his youth, makes me think of the time I showed my young friend that Dani Filth was an androgynous beauty in the 90s. He said my painting of him was too pretty and I laughed and showed him the old photos. Context:
Dani Filth from Cradle of Filth in the 90s. A pale man with long black hair; a leather body suit and androgynous vampiric makeup. He has an arm raised showing off claw rings on his fingers. Dani Filth from Cradle of Filth in the present day. Image shows a man with long black hair, an all black spiky outfit, and white face paint with a jagged skeletal look painted on in black. He wears white out contacts and looks just past the viewer. The background is a red haze. Most likely a show photo.
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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And this cinnamon roll was slightly over baked! ❤️❤️❤️
A tortoiseshell cat curled up in a tight ball with her paw over her face. Resembling a cinnamon roll because of her fur colors. A tortoiseshell cat curled up in a tight ball with her paw over her face. Resembling a cinnamon roll because of her fur colors.
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I made cinnamon rolls for breakfast!!! I made the dough up last night to bake this morning and my poor roommate grabbed one and didn’t realize it was raw until she got back to her room with it! 😂 She was half asleep!
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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So apparently snakes dropping out of trees is an actual thing that happens lol. Who’s writing this AU?
A greige background with a post that says: “My Florida family used to have Thanksgiving dinner at a picnic table outdoors under a big oak tree. This particular Thanksgiving my teenage brother carried the glorious turkey out on the platter and a snake dropped out of the tree onto his head. Turkey wound up in the sand and I never saw anyone run so fast or scream so loud!”
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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I recently found a yearbook photo from 2005 that I hadn’t seen before. Lol I will never be as cool as I was at 15! Also I realized this was the same jacket Vico wore in that one photo. I got it from Hot Topic around this time and wore it every chance I got.
A teen girl with long dark hair and an all black outfit sitting with their hands on their lap with a very “too cool for school” stare.
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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I saw this while Christmas ornament shopping and immediately thought of Free Space Stede and him never escaping the Christmas elf accusations. @mustardwrites.bsky.social
A kitschy vintage style Christmas elf ornament with curly blonde hair.
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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STOP. This is a cute selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

I miss this wig!
A person with pastel pink hair and dark makeup in a black and pink outfit.
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Here’s some of the stuff I’ve made just as an example. I made both moon pillows, a mushroom pin cushion, and this apron dress and crocheted witch hat. Do you think people would want to buy these if I sold them in small batches? Or sold like patterns and stuff?
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Me watching that scene for the first time like:
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Never beating the vampire allegations. I had to switch from the shredders to the regular size so I can actually talk. Lol turns out the lisp and drooling kind of ruin the sexy vampire affect 😂 But they look awesome in photos! Happy Halloween!!!
October 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Repost with your favorite Halloween Costume, I was Elvira one year and I will never outdo this one:
A person in an Elvira costume with accurate cleavage, blue and pink drag style makeup and the classic beehive wig, holding a Gronk plush. A full body picture of a person in an Elvira costume with accurate cleavage, blue and pink drag style makeup and the classic beehive wig, holding a Gronk plush.
October 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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The gals at the coffee shop said I looked like “Dracula’s hot wife who got an office job. Like corporate goth.” That’s it, I’ve peaked, I’ve achieved THE compliment lmao.
A person with green hair in all black except for a white frilly shirt under a knee length fitted jacket. A person in a frilly white vampire looking shirt and black pants.
October 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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It’s my birthday so I’m reposting OFMD memes that I saved from Twitter.
A picture of beautiful sad Ed Teach in his bad bitch eyeliner with the words “walking confidently down the hall at work so no one knows you were crying in the bathroom” The words “I dunno, man, Stede made a unicorn boat with a secret gay(the word gay is crossed out going forward) closet no one knows about and then Ed shows up and Stede is like, “You wanna see my secret gay closet?” And Ed is like “Yes, I wanna see your secret gay closet.” Then Ed -comes out- tells Stede he’s Blackbeard and they hide out from Izzy in the secret -gay- closet together. And all this takes place in an episode about Stede being uncomfortable in his marriage. The raging lack of subtlety in this show means that it’s so easy to overlook how incredibly not subtle it is.” With a picture of Ed and Stede in the auxiliary wardrobe. A picture of Lucius from Ed’s probation episode looking freaked out an d uncomfortable and the. A pic of Ed looking nervous with a deeply uncomfortable grin. The pictures are captioned with “Me coming out of my room after my depressive episode.” And “My friends and Family” respectively. A picture of Ed and Stede in the act of grace episode with the words “the type to go to the parent teacher conference and say stuff like “well maybe your kid deserved to be bitten by our daughter actually”
October 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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It’s my birthday today and I’m making my own balloons! I’m 35 today which means I can finally show off this cool 80s dress I found on Depop. I got teary eyed when I first tried it on and it fit perfectly because nothing ever fits lol. Gonna spend today doing what brings me joy ie thinking about THEM
A screenshot of a bluesky profile with balloons edited on in the style of twitters birthday balloons. A person with curly green hair, eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man, and a choker, looks towards the camera. A person with curly green hair wearing an 80s grey and black striped dress with a white pointed collar, a black bow at the neckline and white floral shapes over the stripe pattern.
October 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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I went to see AFI tonight, I took this photo of Davey and it feels like he’s looking right at me here 🫣
Davey Havok of AFI lit in red light and crouching down at the front of the stage looking directly at the viewer.
October 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂 here’s a pic of Petra asleep in a puzzle box. Sending all the hugs!
A tortoiseshell cat asleep in a puzzle box surrounded by puzzle pieces, with her paws tucked over her face.
September 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Post you from a different era

Me at 21, my friend and I had a pirate themed band called the Cutthroat Cavaliers. I’m about to play a toy piano in this pic. I miss those days. 🖤
A person wearing boots, striped stockings and a mini tricorn hat with a feather, is sitting on the floor on a stage, adjusting a microphone. A toy piano is in front of them with a flag taped to it that says Cutthroat Cavaliers in red paint with a skull slitting its throat design below that.
September 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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What’s your sign?
A sign that says “you are now entering a stress free zone.” With another sign humorously placed in front saying “enforced by sniper”
September 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Yeeeeeeeeeeah. Me at myself right now:
September 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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My actual favorite concert pic I’ve taken will be this one of Ville Valo on HIM’s farewell tour 😂:
Ville Valo from HIM in pink and white stage lights being flipped off and heart signed by two different sets of hands in the photo.
September 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Depeche Mode at the State Farm Arena for their Memento Mori tour. I grabbed tix the day before and lucked into a single seat very very close to the stage. It was packed but worth it. An absolutely phenomenal show.

If you see this, post a concert picture that you took
Martin Gore of Depeche Mode onstage singing as he’s seen in double on the large video projectors behind the band.
September 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I saw My Chemical Romance the other night and it healed my soul a little bit.
A view of a massive crowd in front of an outdoor stage at night lit with blue lights. You can see Gerard Way in his Black Parade marching band uniform on the big screens on either side of the stage.
September 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM