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Slavic State 🤝 New York Snear
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The most productive duo at your company
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The most productive duo at your company
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Slavic State 🤝 New York Snear
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The most productive duo at your company
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The most productive duo at your company
I wanted a bisexual man bc I didn’t want a man who didn’t gossip. Like, that’s toxic.
December 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I wanted a bisexual man bc I didn’t want a man who didn’t gossip. Like, that’s toxic.
I love my bsf so much bc we sat down to dinner and she, completely unprompted, said she had something for me and proceeded to pull out three loose dove chocolates from her bag and hand them to me, in full earnest. Absolutely baby girl precious angel energy must be protected at all cost.
December 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I love my bsf so much bc we sat down to dinner and she, completely unprompted, said she had something for me and proceeded to pull out three loose dove chocolates from her bag and hand them to me, in full earnest. Absolutely baby girl precious angel energy must be protected at all cost.
Jaclyn Hill is the “Jenny from the Block” Jlo meme of the makeup YouTube world
December 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Jaclyn Hill is the “Jenny from the Block” Jlo meme of the makeup YouTube world
Joe Jonas taking like seven minutes to park could never be me because if I have that kind of money, you bet I would never be driving my own ass around. i’d be like oh it’s only a $500 Uber? Bet.
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Joe Jonas taking like seven minutes to park could never be me because if I have that kind of money, you bet I would never be driving my own ass around. i’d be like oh it’s only a $500 Uber? Bet.
When there are people in your house and you have an autistic fit over it
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
When there are people in your house and you have an autistic fit over it
Companies are so stupid and fucking fake like they require you to fill out a survey, but would you fill it out all honestly they’re like I can’t believe you said that like fuck right off, you know exactly what you can be doing better
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Companies are so stupid and fucking fake like they require you to fill out a survey, but would you fill it out all honestly they’re like I can’t believe you said that like fuck right off, you know exactly what you can be doing better
Why doesn’t the Chobani cookie butter creamer taste anything like the Dunkin’ Donuts cookie butter cloud latte? Y’all lied to me!!!
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Why doesn’t the Chobani cookie butter creamer taste anything like the Dunkin’ Donuts cookie butter cloud latte? Y’all lied to me!!!
My ancestor is giving me THE child birthing hips to waist ratio but absolutely zero maternal instinct or drive ☕️🫖🧋🍵
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM
My ancestor is giving me THE child birthing hips to waist ratio but absolutely zero maternal instinct or drive ☕️🫖🧋🍵
When your best friends started a book club and your tasked with picking the first book and you accidentally picked the most disgusting nasty smutty unhinged book and it literally ruins buddy reading for the book club for the rest of the year
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
When your best friends started a book club and your tasked with picking the first book and you accidentally picked the most disgusting nasty smutty unhinged book and it literally ruins buddy reading for the book club for the rest of the year
The tism real because today I literally couldn’t eat unless it was the chicken salad my boyfriend had made and eaten yesterday (he had to go to the store and re-create it in the same dish for me to be able to eat lunch, which he did with a smile)
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The tism real because today I literally couldn’t eat unless it was the chicken salad my boyfriend had made and eaten yesterday (he had to go to the store and re-create it in the same dish for me to be able to eat lunch, which he did with a smile)
Can Chicago fuck right off with sending property taxes the LITERAL week of thanksgiving
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Can Chicago fuck right off with sending property taxes the LITERAL week of thanksgiving
When a crunchy republican gives you homemade soap but you literally don’t know what they put in it you don’t know what they believe
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
When a crunchy republican gives you homemade soap but you literally don’t know what they put in it you don’t know what they believe
When work says “we’re a family“ but no one has ever treated me more poorly than my family 🤔🧐🤨🙇♀️
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
When work says “we’re a family“ but no one has ever treated me more poorly than my family 🤔🧐🤨🙇♀️
I’ll only allow the world to cancel Nikki Glaser if you also cancel fucking Shane Gillis
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I’ll only allow the world to cancel Nikki Glaser if you also cancel fucking Shane Gillis
This is why specialists are so important. My boyfriend is a contractor generalist and can solve like 90% of issues, but we couldn’t figure out what was wrong with our heat and less than 10 minutes after having the specialist in our house our heat was back on and bumpin.
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This is why specialists are so important. My boyfriend is a contractor generalist and can solve like 90% of issues, but we couldn’t figure out what was wrong with our heat and less than 10 minutes after having the specialist in our house our heat was back on and bumpin.
Why are coffee creamers so large in the grocery store like can I just get a small sized creamer? They literally have smaller ones for a regular creamer, but whenever I go in for the flavored ones it’s like a liter of sugar milk.
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Why are coffee creamers so large in the grocery store like can I just get a small sized creamer? They literally have smaller ones for a regular creamer, but whenever I go in for the flavored ones it’s like a liter of sugar milk.
Hehe pissing off my partner bc he pissed me off this morning 🥰💅🏻🤭I am just a girl
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Hehe pissing off my partner bc he pissed me off this morning 🥰💅🏻🤭I am just a girl
My 15 year-old intrusive thought is the fact that the ocean warmed up Edward Cullens balls so he could inseminate Bella
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My 15 year-old intrusive thought is the fact that the ocean warmed up Edward Cullens balls so he could inseminate Bella
Absolutely harassing my best friend to get a knee length puffer coat for the upcoming Chicago winter when she asks if I have one and I literally respond “Ew, I would never”
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Absolutely harassing my best friend to get a knee length puffer coat for the upcoming Chicago winter when she asks if I have one and I literally respond “Ew, I would never”
When I ask my bisexual boyfriend if there’s any fragrance notes I should keep in mind while going perfume shopping for myself later this afternoon, expecting him to shrug and move on, instead he fully sits down and discusses every scent profile he thinks would work well with my body
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
When I ask my bisexual boyfriend if there’s any fragrance notes I should keep in mind while going perfume shopping for myself later this afternoon, expecting him to shrug and move on, instead he fully sits down and discusses every scent profile he thinks would work well with my body
I should’ve known I was bisexual the minute I started switching up my Hilary Duff metamorphosis CD for my Good Charlotte tyath CD
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I should’ve known I was bisexual the minute I started switching up my Hilary Duff metamorphosis CD for my Good Charlotte tyath CD
I just know Miley Cyrus is absolutely reveling in the fact that Liam Hemsworth is being universally dragged for his performance in the Witcher. Man does not he look bad in a blonde wig, Hannah would run circles around him
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I just know Miley Cyrus is absolutely reveling in the fact that Liam Hemsworth is being universally dragged for his performance in the Witcher. Man does not he look bad in a blonde wig, Hannah would run circles around him
I was wondering why I was running late the past couple weeks turns out my analog clock battery was dying lol
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I was wondering why I was running late the past couple weeks turns out my analog clock battery was dying lol
Being a small business owner is having the same Instagram for seven years when finally a customer calls out the fact that you accidentally typed in the name of your business fucking wrong. 7 YEARS GUYS IM GOING TO KMS
October 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Being a small business owner is having the same Instagram for seven years when finally a customer calls out the fact that you accidentally typed in the name of your business fucking wrong. 7 YEARS GUYS IM GOING TO KMS