Carl Barker
@carltbarker.bsky.social
Dying on a hill sounds like too much cardio
I mean, the bunny is hot
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I mean, the bunny is hot
I thought it was morbid obesity
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I thought it was morbid obesity
I'm sure the native Americans would be cool with that
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I'm sure the native Americans would be cool with that
According to the advert I've just seen it is not just Black Friday. It is Black Friday Week. Kill me now
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
According to the advert I've just seen it is not just Black Friday. It is Black Friday Week. Kill me now
While you have been coding, the rest of them have been having sex
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
While you have been coding, the rest of them have been having sex
I guess if you ban penises, it will be fun to watch men explode when their bladders reach capacity
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I guess if you ban penises, it will be fun to watch men explode when their bladders reach capacity
Best I can offer is a form that proves you aren't a robot
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Best I can offer is a form that proves you aren't a robot
Note: cottage cheese and cottaging cheese are very different things
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Note: cottage cheese and cottaging cheese are very different things
I imagine your Tiny Tim is a sight to behold
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I imagine your Tiny Tim is a sight to behold
Unfortunately, they have a point. When I went to school, they were going through a phase of teaching English without using all the proper terminology. It was only when I did my computer science degree and did a module on "the analysis of sentences" that I learnt what an adverb is
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Unfortunately, they have a point. When I went to school, they were going through a phase of teaching English without using all the proper terminology. It was only when I did my computer science degree and did a module on "the analysis of sentences" that I learnt what an adverb is
To be fair, Americans are now free to die in a far wider array of ways than are available in most post-industrial nations
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
To be fair, Americans are now free to die in a far wider array of ways than are available in most post-industrial nations
What about those giving the illegal orders?
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 AM
What about those giving the illegal orders?
My question to erotic authors: is it hard?
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My question to erotic authors: is it hard?
You must be bursting with pride
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
You must be bursting with pride
Aren't they too busy with their mistresses and toyboys?
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Aren't they too busy with their mistresses and toyboys?
Well, it beats guys auditioning for the role of "My eyes, my eyes. It burns"
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Well, it beats guys auditioning for the role of "My eyes, my eyes. It burns"
She should perhaps explain to him the prevalence of wives poisoning their husbands
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
She should perhaps explain to him the prevalence of wives poisoning their husbands
Only when the threats are directed at them
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Only when the threats are directed at them
I've been in planes that still had ash trays in the seat armrests. Glad smoking in planes was before my time
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I've been in planes that still had ash trays in the seat armrests. Glad smoking in planes was before my time
Probably still with his Grinder hookup
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Probably still with his Grinder hookup
On plus side, sales of tiny violins are way up
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
On plus side, sales of tiny violins are way up