Carl Mucha
@carlmucha.bsky.social
Not quite done with Democracy.
No way we lose 121.
I know the best beef stand in Chicago.
No way we lose 121.
I know the best beef stand in Chicago.
I'm still looking at my thumb.
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I'm still looking at my thumb.
So not "Hedy?" Cool.
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
So not "Hedy?" Cool.
If you want to stand with Illinois against this guy, we're here. Just stop selling cheap hand guns to our bangers, and we can work it out.
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If you want to stand with Illinois against this guy, we're here. Just stop selling cheap hand guns to our bangers, and we can work it out.
We definitely overestimate ourselves. It's a trait that could be mitigated with a little humility.
November 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
We definitely overestimate ourselves. It's a trait that could be mitigated with a little humility.
As our overlords emphasize, we are a republic. From a democrat's perspective, "can I help you with the handcuffs?"
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
As our overlords emphasize, we are a republic. From a democrat's perspective, "can I help you with the handcuffs?"
You have finally defaulted to your strength. Leave the news to real reporters
Also, ramen recipes are really gonna be popular under this administration.
Also, ramen recipes are really gonna be popular under this administration.
November 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
You have finally defaulted to your strength. Leave the news to real reporters
Also, ramen recipes are really gonna be popular under this administration.
Also, ramen recipes are really gonna be popular under this administration.
They haven't been able to do this, because on Earth 1, anything greater than 100% reduction does not exist in a capitalist economy, any economy for that matter.
Please seek proffessional help for your degenerative illness. You'll be able to golf. Just not keep score.
Please seek proffessional help for your degenerative illness. You'll be able to golf. Just not keep score.
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
They haven't been able to do this, because on Earth 1, anything greater than 100% reduction does not exist in a capitalist economy, any economy for that matter.
Please seek proffessional help for your degenerative illness. You'll be able to golf. Just not keep score.
Please seek proffessional help for your degenerative illness. You'll be able to golf. Just not keep score.
Could you use it in a sentence...
a boy stands in front of a microphone with the word nope on the bottom
ALT: a boy stands in front of a microphone with the word nope on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Could you use it in a sentence...
Hope all the Law and Order Republicans cut us a little slack in 2028, since we have to re-arrest all these convicted criminals first.
Just say no to drugs, and yes to the envelope. You're not fooling anyone, anymore Donnie.
Except, Florida. Yeah. They love you.
Just say no to drugs, and yes to the envelope. You're not fooling anyone, anymore Donnie.
Except, Florida. Yeah. They love you.
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Hope all the Law and Order Republicans cut us a little slack in 2028, since we have to re-arrest all these convicted criminals first.
Just say no to drugs, and yes to the envelope. You're not fooling anyone, anymore Donnie.
Except, Florida. Yeah. They love you.
Just say no to drugs, and yes to the envelope. You're not fooling anyone, anymore Donnie.
Except, Florida. Yeah. They love you.
Thanks, Oprah.
Maybe he could make pillows?
Maybe he could make pillows?
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Thanks, Oprah.
Maybe he could make pillows?
Maybe he could make pillows?
Now that the graph resembles a penis...
November 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Now that the graph resembles a penis...
I think it was rhetorical, but, yeah.
November 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I think it was rhetorical, but, yeah.
Think it was hard to find lawyers in the Comey Case?
The Dersh is putting on clean underwear, Pete. You'll be fine.
The Dersh is putting on clean underwear, Pete. You'll be fine.
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Think it was hard to find lawyers in the Comey Case?
The Dersh is putting on clean underwear, Pete. You'll be fine.
The Dersh is putting on clean underwear, Pete. You'll be fine.
Polite society has been corrupted. Might be time to cuff someone. Careful, she kills puppies..
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Polite society has been corrupted. Might be time to cuff someone. Careful, she kills puppies..
Fuck you, make me.
November 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Fuck you, make me.
Brilliant. Siriani had the choice of end zones to defend, and chose wrong.
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Brilliant. Siriani had the choice of end zones to defend, and chose wrong.
Pronounced: Gore DOUNE
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Pronounced: Gore DOUNE
Obviously, someone who took creative writing seriously. Creative punctuation...not so much.
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Obviously, someone who took creative writing seriously. Creative punctuation...not so much.
Well that's awkward.
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Well that's awkward.
They're gonna have to use a fire hose of gravy on this.
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
They're gonna have to use a fire hose of gravy on this.
Does she pre-chew the turkey, or just regurgitate Trump's turkey?
Make it stop.
Make it stop.
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Does she pre-chew the turkey, or just regurgitate Trump's turkey?
Make it stop.
Make it stop.
Replace all the words, "we, our, america" with "I, me, mine" and it makes perfect sense.
Tomorrow, I will translate "The Night Before Christmas"
Tomorrow, I will translate "The Night Before Christmas"
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Replace all the words, "we, our, america" with "I, me, mine" and it makes perfect sense.
Tomorrow, I will translate "The Night Before Christmas"
Tomorrow, I will translate "The Night Before Christmas"
Find a more remote place to be a Senator. Oh. That's right. They need you to welcome our new Russian business partners into this Golden Age.
Nut up, Lisa, or resign.
Nut up, Lisa, or resign.
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Find a more remote place to be a Senator. Oh. That's right. They need you to welcome our new Russian business partners into this Golden Age.
Nut up, Lisa, or resign.
Nut up, Lisa, or resign.
So not Antifa? Hoosier Daddy?
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
So not Antifa? Hoosier Daddy?
All the weak willed beaurocrats scrambling to get as many of those FOX jobs that are still open.
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
All the weak willed beaurocrats scrambling to get as many of those FOX jobs that are still open.