Carl Maxim
@carlmaxim.bsky.social
I don't have time for a fourth dimension.
It's not Your Party, and I'll cry if I want to.
July 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It's not Your Party, and I'll cry if I want to.
Yes, these can be the only two possible explanations.
July 24, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Yes, these can be the only two possible explanations.
This sounds like a case for Avon and Somerset Police.
July 19, 2025 at 8:21 AM
This sounds like a case for Avon and Somerset Police.
I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it will be a tennis match.
July 12, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it will be a tennis match.
Stop the Ghosts! Send them back to the other side.
June 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Stop the Ghosts! Send them back to the other side.
I always found K9 to be a little dogmatic.
February 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I always found K9 to be a little dogmatic.
By our full-time Trump fact-checker, Sisyphus.
February 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
By our full-time Trump fact-checker, Sisyphus.
Narrator: "But even then, it was still unclear whether Trump had acted unconstitutionally."
February 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Narrator: "But even then, it was still unclear whether Trump had acted unconstitutionally."
To be fair, you don't need a neutrino telescope for that.
February 17, 2025 at 11:15 AM
To be fair, you don't need a neutrino telescope for that.
'Day of Judgement' was right there.
February 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
'Day of Judgement' was right there.
What's he going to do, call a referendum?
December 10, 2023 at 6:01 PM
What's he going to do, call a referendum?
When is the AI Safety Summit going to do something about this?
November 1, 2023 at 8:52 AM
When is the AI Safety Summit going to do something about this?
Look, it's just a rash.
October 31, 2023 at 3:22 PM
Look, it's just a rash.
The main difference being you can only swipe alt-right.
October 28, 2023 at 8:23 AM
The main difference being you can only swipe alt-right.
Also, before and after.
October 28, 2023 at 8:05 AM
Also, before and after.
Good news for anyone whose car runs on quiche.
October 18, 2023 at 7:00 PM
Good news for anyone whose car runs on quiche.
Seems a bit unfair. The last one was made Prime Minister.
October 17, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Seems a bit unfair. The last one was made Prime Minister.
When you can't look directly at someone because they're clearly wearing a wig.
October 17, 2023 at 8:33 AM
When you can't look directly at someone because they're clearly wearing a wig.
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October 14, 2023 at 8:00 AM
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It could be worse. Imagine if it had been her husband.
October 14, 2023 at 7:00 AM
It could be worse. Imagine if it had been her husband.
