Carl Marxman (CHAOS)
@carlmarxman.northsky.social
Random middle class, middle aged, Chaos worshipper.
It can happen here, whatever "it" may be.
"Screw you, I've got mine" is not the highest moral calling we can aspire to.
It can happen here, whatever "it" may be.
"Screw you, I've got mine" is not the highest moral calling we can aspire to.
Remember what you keep saying about AI companies being evil?
Yeeeah
Yeeeah
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Remember what you keep saying about AI companies being evil?
Yeeeah
Yeeeah
IF TOASTY HOT WATER MAKES ME A CLASS TRAITOR, JUST CALL ME THE BOUGIEMAN!
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
IF TOASTY HOT WATER MAKES ME A CLASS TRAITOR, JUST CALL ME THE BOUGIEMAN!
Aww, poor little guys.
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Aww, poor little guys.
Everyone loves a pedant, Winter.
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Everyone loves a pedant, Winter.
Ugh. It sucks that we all have to be so guarded all the time.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Ugh. It sucks that we all have to be so guarded all the time.
There's a certain amount of n word privilege involved to be fair.
The joke about how many jews can fit in a Volkswagen hits different if it's my Jewish cousin telling it or if it's my WASP ass telling it.
The joke about how many jews can fit in a Volkswagen hits different if it's my Jewish cousin telling it or if it's my WASP ass telling it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
There's a certain amount of n word privilege involved to be fair.
The joke about how many jews can fit in a Volkswagen hits different if it's my Jewish cousin telling it or if it's my WASP ass telling it.
The joke about how many jews can fit in a Volkswagen hits different if it's my Jewish cousin telling it or if it's my WASP ass telling it.
That's like complaining that no modern vehicles are "cars" because they don't look like Model Ts.
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
That's like complaining that no modern vehicles are "cars" because they don't look like Model Ts.
Yea, and according to the 100% accurate and tested cube rule of food, shallow pizzas are "toast" and deep dish pizzas are "quiche".
Lasagnas are "cake".
Lasagnas are "cake".
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Yea, and according to the 100% accurate and tested cube rule of food, shallow pizzas are "toast" and deep dish pizzas are "quiche".
Lasagnas are "cake".
Lasagnas are "cake".
It's actually either a toast or a quiche depending on how high the crust is. It's 100% scientific.
www.wikihow.com/Cube-Rule-of....
www.wikihow.com/Cube-Rule-of....
The Cube Rule of Food: A Unified Food Identification Theory
Settle internet debates about food classification with this guideThe Cube Rule of Food is a potential solution to the question, "Is a hot dog a sandwich?" This joke rule is simple: use a cube as a gui...
www.wikihow.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It's actually either a toast or a quiche depending on how high the crust is. It's 100% scientific.
www.wikihow.com/Cube-Rule-of....
www.wikihow.com/Cube-Rule-of....
Guck. The smell.
Bleck
Bleck
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Guck. The smell.
Bleck
Bleck
As a white person I would like to say that each and every one of us is a perfect angel who has never done anything wrong, ever.
I will not be taking questions or criticism.
I will not be taking questions or criticism.
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
As a white person I would like to say that each and every one of us is a perfect angel who has never done anything wrong, ever.
I will not be taking questions or criticism.
I will not be taking questions or criticism.
There's that, and there's also duplication of effort. We had three concurrent training systems for a while.
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
There's that, and there's also duplication of effort. We had three concurrent training systems for a while.
I'm going to tentatively come out as pro-food as well.
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I'm going to tentatively come out as pro-food as well.
Oh those aren't my hobbies, to be clear.
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Oh those aren't my hobbies, to be clear.