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Carlana
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philosopher, mom, web mistress, PhD, ditz


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It's like the naked in school dream but worse
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Wiki says it was originally American and then franchised worldwide, like Pop Idol from Britain was.
The Gong Show - Wikipedia
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November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I mean, how do we know this isn’t true?
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I think a lot of people can't imagine what happened to Khashoggi happening to them, so they don't think about it in that way. Kirk's death broke through to those people because they could imagine *that* happening to them. We know however it happens to people exactly like us. 😭
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Corruption. Corruption. Corruption.
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The last time I used the men’s room was at a lesbian rave and it was full of women too
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Corruption. Corruption. Corruption. This is the one word Democrats must endless repeat for the next three years if they want to win.
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I also do this when I’m not too lazy, which is usually.
November 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’ve seen it in Vermont.
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You don’t even work here lol
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Fuck yeah impact
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Takes drag of cigarette, stubs it out.

I spent three long years in hell as a Kpop demon hunter.
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"Be careful what you wish for" is a very useful saying because I'm constantly finding magic lamps or purchasing a monkey's paw from an old crone.
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
They think Outbreak was a documentary?
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Theodor Herzl: Founding Father?
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Red Lauren in morning: podcasters take warning
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Damn, haven't seen her in a minute. HRT got her face looking good.
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
You'll show them! You'll show them all!! (pies)
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Alas I left Tronc (Baltimore Sun) in spring 2019. It was truly awful management.
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Wait, were we both working for Tronc at the same time?
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I rejected my sex into the incinerators at Johns Hopkins Bayview.
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is relatable because I just gave my girlfriend a $20 necklace from Amazon as a present. That shit adds up, you know?
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My kids are still only just kinda sorta aware of anti-trans bigotry. Last summer we were at Rehoboth and I wanted to be like, hey we're in the district of the one and only trans Congresswoman, but it was too depressing that she's the only one, so I didn't get into it, lol.
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
McBride as far as I can tell is a well connected insider who knows the Biden family and inherited their place in Delaware politics. She's not really any better or worse from any other moderate Democrat. Not every politician is going to be a Patsy Mink or Barbara Mikulski.
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I am permanently addicted to Smolitaire. The crank to win mechanic is so good.
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM