Hannah (positive, lesbian)
@carebewear.bsky.social
30 | she/her | too employed for this
Between this and pippa always wanting to see what I’m doing I just know every one of these little guys has my blood and cat hair in it somewhere
December 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Between this and pippa always wanting to see what I’m doing I just know every one of these little guys has my blood and cat hair in it somewhere
Three times this little fucker has bit me. It’s always the ears.
December 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Three times this little fucker has bit me. It’s always the ears.
She got out of bed. Ma’am can I help you.
December 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
She got out of bed. Ma’am can I help you.
My fucking car bro. I forgot i also put new tires on it so that’s another $1k. I’ve bought like one (1) Christmas present and my accounts are already looking scary
December 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My fucking car bro. I forgot i also put new tires on it so that’s another $1k. I’ve bought like one (1) Christmas present and my accounts are already looking scary
John Mulaney help me
December 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
John Mulaney help me
The worst part is that all their support people have been trained to speak like this too and you have to shake them by the shoulders to get them to speak to you like a human being.
December 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The worst part is that all their support people have been trained to speak like this too and you have to shake them by the shoulders to get them to speak to you like a human being.
“You can’t package an orchestration that contains a step with assignee type set to User, Group, or Queue” what do you MEAN what are you SAYING!!!!!!!!
December 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
“You can’t package an orchestration that contains a step with assignee type set to User, Group, or Queue” what do you MEAN what are you SAYING!!!!!!!!
They are inventing a version of the English language that no one else on the fucking PLANET speaks
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
They are inventing a version of the English language that no one else on the fucking PLANET speaks
I understand all of these words individually but trying to work out what the fuck they all mean together is like translating a foreign language. Translating a foreign language would actually be easier.
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I understand all of these words individually but trying to work out what the fuck they all mean together is like translating a foreign language. Translating a foreign language would actually be easier.
But as far as posting it goes it was having an office job with irregular periods of down time that gave me a reason to lock in. There are only so many ways to kill time on a work computer before your brain starts to shrivel up.
December 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
But as far as posting it goes it was having an office job with irregular periods of down time that gave me a reason to lock in. There are only so many ways to kill time on a work computer before your brain starts to shrivel up.
Reposted by Hannah (positive, lesbian)
THE DEFENSE SPECIAL
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
THE DEFENSE SPECIAL
Hubert should have known better than to give him that.
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Hubert should have known better than to give him that.
Maybe this is a visionworks problem again
December 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Maybe this is a visionworks problem again
‘Allo Vera……
December 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
‘Allo Vera……
Oooh thanks for the rec!!
December 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Oooh thanks for the rec!!
Yeah!!! It’s needle felted! She’s one of a family of 4, soon to be 5, potentially 6. I made them all late last spring and then fell off but I’m getting back into it!
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Yeah!!! It’s needle felted! She’s one of a family of 4, soon to be 5, potentially 6. I made them all late last spring and then fell off but I’m getting back into it!