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Cara “Carebear” Strader
@carebearstrader.bsky.social
Imma 1/3 of the bestest triplets eva (Ronnie is okie I guess). Mamabear’s favourite. I created Auntie Teebag & Uncy Scrots. Pegger of Bruhcus. (Not actually Victoria Konefal ya shilly chits)
January 15, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Made me choose… :/
January 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I love my family of bruhs, and I will always side with them…

Please don’t make me choose
January 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Bruhriguez ( @crashrodriguez.bsky.social ) you wanna be Popeye, Pluto/Brutus or Olive Oil later?

Imma Gen Z
January 3, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Bruh, they wanna be you @babajagastrader.bsky.social !!!
December 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Reposted by Cara “Carebear” Strader
Kan Tai Panda Adventures #1: Coven Christmas is available now.

What happens when dubious wrestling faction "Coven" attempt to ruin Christmas? Kan Tai and Panda enlist the services of Samantha Hamilton to save Santa and thwart Myrrh, Leah and Ohio!

https://srslyentertainment.com/
December 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Reposted by Cara “Carebear” Strader
// Still coming to speaker near you in 2026!
December 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Hopefully Santa Bruh hits our place last cuz these cookies are gonna make him Snorlax: sleep heavy and wake up to eat his body weight in food, and repeat

Merry Bruhmas my chiclets!
December 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Way to be a stalker, bruh
December 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
And she’ll rise from the ashes like a Phoenix, or another city in Arizona, bruhs!
I have been contacted by two companies.

One, it was my Ma, Auntie and horny stoned sister that have history there.

The other, you can find my name all throughout.

To give hints….

1. It will be televised

2. I have an icicle made of a loved/hated condiment
December 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Bruhs come in all sizes, that's a fact! It's true

All colors of the rainbow from mauve to blue

Their names may not be different and their shoes may not match

One might say 'grasp' while the other says 'snatch'

Some like to toss while others like to caaaaatch

Becauusssse bruhs come in all sizes
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
December 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Remember Bruhs!

Before the invention of the train in 1804, wagons were ran on your mom!

Until we BRUH again!

Bahahahaha
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
December 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Bruh… the look on Vaders face!
Top Funniest Theme Park Character Moments 10 #shorts #usa #disney
YouTube video by Zed Owens
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December 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Not me, bruh. Imma cut glass
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Mamabear taking names!
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Ur fave bruh has to feed her gluties somehow! Carebear’s milkshake bring all the Bruhriguez to the yard
October 25, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Ugh, Imma have cramps so bad. It feels like I have a tractor in my uterus, bruhs

Times like this makes this Carebear think God is a bitch

#PeriodsSuck
October 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Imma need some hair ties and scrunchies and like a square pillow to ! Bruhziki ( @atararaven.bsky.social ) got some you can spare a bruh? Imma make you and McSteamy some Baklava edibles in exchange!
October 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM