Courtney
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Courtney
@caread.bsky.social
Kalamazoo College alum, Brewery Data Scientist, Michigan sports enthusiast, germanophile, travelin man, recovering trumpeter, gravel smasher, road-racer, most importantly: walker, feeder, and snuggler of two yellow labs. Hater of brevity.
Islays hit different. Peat <> smoke.

41 year old me has some
Words for 21 year old me while tasting scotch and listening to someone describe it as “smokey”.
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This.
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The Kitchen-Aid shredder attachment has been a godsend when I have 1kg of cheese to shred.
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Agree.
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
MAC & CHEESE.

1 lb elbow macaroni, 1+ lbs sharp cheddar cheese. Sauce base is equal parts whole milk and pasta water.Sodium citrate, salt, and mustard powder round it out.

No fucking bread crumbs, no smoked Gouda or other bullshit… just Mac & Cheese.
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
As a short-king, I’ve always hovered on the line of overweight according to BMI. At my height, 5’5”, I’d need to weigh 125lbs to be “healthy”. Haven’t been that light since high school. Pictures suggest that I was “really skinny” at 125. Straight up told my doctor never to come at me with BMI.
November 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Is their O-line still holding?
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
RIP Process of the Catch, I guess.
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Ah. I see. A team from Florida (near KSC) vs a team from Houston.
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Ugh, autocorrect. Fubo will SPAM you with emails.
November 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM