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carduelisflatuum.bsky.social
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@carduelisflatuum.bsky.social
HI! I'm Finch. 30, she/her, cis but very butch 🐦 Dumb fartbird that eats people occasionally! 💨

I'm silly about bodily functions. 🔞
Would anyone like commissions of this sort? 140-ish dollar? Kinda itching to do more like these
badly wanna get this printed... I think she doesn't need supports even, haha, but I'm shy and I'd need someone who respects the Fat Fur Hustle + is local + has a 3D printer... oh well. Someday
February 6, 2026 at 11:02 AM
badly wanna get this printed... I think she doesn't need supports even, haha, but I'm shy and I'd need someone who respects the Fat Fur Hustle + is local + has a 3D printer... oh well. Someday
February 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
What does a bird gotta do to see more butch4butch lesbian feedism
February 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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whatever
December 30, 2024 at 5:48 PM
bird HUNGY #vore
January 30, 2026 at 3:52 PM
This goes here also. Please consider commissioning me, my student funds are getting lower every year blah!
Ello! Who wants commissions?I'm almost done with my queue so I wanna open up some slots and hopefully finish them quicker now. Single character with a simple bg is 35 dollar. NSFW friendly.

If interested please read and fill in this form;

forms.gle/itdR7GeaT2YL...
January 23, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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To close the year I am going to step on you 🫵

Happy 2026

🎨 @carduelisflatuum.bsky.social
(this is still my favorite steppy sticker)
December 31, 2025 at 12:01 PM
This goes here also. Witness my superior (citation needed) taste in cartoons
stole this meme from someone. idk what this says about my taste in fictional people
December 28, 2025 at 10:36 AM
*farts cutely*
December 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
One minute you're chatting about the weather and the other you're inside a gut... it happens

Featuring @jeschke.bsky.social the only guy I'll be prey to :9
December 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
what a way to introduce a new secondary sona am i right
December 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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This fandom has a reputation for being "suspiciously wealthy" but the truth is most furries just love and value art and people so much that they want to use their money for art and supporting artists so they can make a living doing what they love. It's a cycle of genuine passion I think.
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
So I'm 30 now. I kinda wanna draw all my fursonas I've had over the years except they're all fat. Teehee. The question is though, gradual or all the same?
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Something from development hell.. But cleaned up enough to post :B
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Oh yeah you probably know already but I like feral stuff in art. If that makes you uncomfortable the door is there 👉🚪 (I just like pointing out doors)
October 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I dunno how many people here are into these guys but I love this a lot and please look at them... (that is my nonfurry nsfw account)
He should have been fat!!!
October 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I swear my morning fart today sounded like pwoooOoot
October 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Don't take it personally if I unfollow you. I just don't like seeing penises like 90 percent of the time, which I know is very weird as a furry, but yeah.

Mostly cuz they tend to be so huge, which to me is a major turn-off.

To each their own of course! I'm just very demisexual.
October 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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soda and pizza grease mix well me thinks

(made with the client's permission)
June 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Birds love pies. Give your local birb a pie (or three)…
October 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I should post some old kink stuff here (bsky needs a queue function!) but 10 years of art are sadly in broken hard drive purgatory. Repairing it is 800 euro so it'll have to wait 'til this dumb bird has an actual job.

Still studying now, and everything is expensive...
September 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Birp blop
September 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
im a fartbird!
September 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Oh wow, lots of new followers! Hi all!

I'm one of those rare horny Weird Women. I draw round animals and farts. Very picky with my kink stuff though but I do take commissions!
September 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
nasty oversized bird blob deflating, what else is new?
September 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM