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Perhaps one more pre cold shower, won't be much to see post cold shower Lmao 🤣 okay fellow followers I was thinking about us taking turns getting our cocks sucked, just trying to help you out sweetie 😘💓💕💋
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Thinking your DP Is needing one more opening "Philed" 😘💓💦 happy hump day sweetheart 😉💕
December 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Another one for my little ho ho ho, after all tis the season to spread a little cheer😘💕❤️
December 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Good man, possibly you could cool your hot little holes with my Michigan dildo, freshly picked today, I would love to see the look on your face while this is melting in you! 🥵 did I mention that I have issues LMAO 😂
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
On a different subject, this is for hubby, I came across this picture of my brother's Harley trike he built from a police trike a long time ago, though he might get a kick out of it, I was a pussy rode a Honda scrambler LMFAO 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Good morning "wood" gorgeous, I woke up horny even after being drained yesterday lmao 🤣 I wonder what I could have been dreaming about 🤔 hmmm 😘❤️
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I might need to clean this up before I hang in the shop lmao 🤣 happy tribute Thursday darling 🥰💓💕💦
December 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I think my printer is psychic now, all I have to do is think about you and poof out pops your picture lmao 🤣 or is it possessed? 🤔 see you at lunch time 😘💓💦
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I would love to give you a protein injection in your hot little ass baby, happy hump day sweetheart!😘💖💦
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Here's hoping Santa cums down your chimney early and often this holiday season 💓💦
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Yummy indeed, happy hump day sweetheart 😘💞💦
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Horny little devil 😈
October 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Next please! 😈💦
October 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
From both ends baby all day long, happy hump day sweetheart! 😘💕❤️💦
October 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
So I needed a coat hook in the garage and everyone says I'm a dick, so where better to hang my coat lmao 🤣 slow day today, think there's a market for this? 🤔 issues? Plenty!!
October 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Happy hump day sweetheart, just couldn't stop thinking about fucking your ass, and looking forward to hearing about when your neighbor gets back and comes over to fuck you 😘💓💦
October 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Good morning lover, absolutely delicious looking baby, still a little chilly this morning perhaps you can warm up this Phillip and feel it grow inside of you until your neighbor gets home to give you your "Phil"
October 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I need a dirty maid to clean this mess up 😈
October 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Thinking about that gangbang and seeing all of your holes eager and ready sent me over the edge, happy tribute Thursday darling 😘💖💦
October 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
And I was just thinking that because it's the season of the witch, I might need this in case I slip through the wrong portal lmao 😂 but there's probably no saving me anyway! 😈
September 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
My offering for the high Priestess 😘
September 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You summons your Spellbound followers informing them that if they tie you to this altar and repeatedly fuck you in every hole it will break the spell unaware that the opposite is true and that it would only enhance your Wiccan powers rendering them mere surfs, happy tribute darling! 😘💦
September 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I didn't fuck a fence post but this one gave me a good fucking lmao 😂 PSA kids don't try this at home 🙄
September 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Next please, I want to feel your ass gripping my cock, happy hump day sweetheart!😘❤️💦 BTW doc said I'm going live to die another day lmao 🤣 guess you'll have to put up with me for awhile longer haha 😂
September 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Good morning "wood" sweetheart I woke up this way though I should share it with you, now what could I have been dreaming about 🤔 lmao 😂 just trying to help give you your "Phil" of cocks this morning 😘❤️
September 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM