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NOODLES FROM KRYPTON IS BACK ©️carcopithecon10-42.bsky.social
@carcopithecon10-42.bsky.social
International award-winning author and artist. Gold medals in New York and las premios ondas. Published poet and philosopher o pairts. Scotsmen of the world unite. Still painting still writing still making waves.
We have to ask the serious question “Why on earth would anyone want to take a holiday in the USA, a known fascist state that ‘disappears ‘ its citizens and foreigners. World Cup, Olympics? Gimme a break! Would you take your wife and kids to visit Nazi Germany and the sunny concentration camps?
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
It would be only fair, yet also in defiance of international law, if the Venezuelans kidnapped Donald Trump (if they could stand the smell) and put him on trial in Venezuela for WAR CRIMES. Why is no one questioning this illegal act by Trump, no declaration of war, just stupid American gangsterism?
February 7, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Peter Mandelson, he of the ‘five boys for sixpence from the favelas’ is only the fifth of the iceberg above water. Randy Andy MUST testify in America, and if Americans hope to show their face anywhere again, TRUMP MUST BE FLUSHED DOWN THE GOLDEN TOILET.
February 7, 2026 at 12:09 PM
The people of Scotland love TRUMP so much that a ‘ladybird’ book designed to teach kids to read has been published. This is called a PR-EYE-MER, NOT ‘PRIMMER,’ because we speak English and invented the language. More pages from this key educational tool will follow as we try to teach Donnie to read.
February 6, 2026 at 10:46 PM
If you stopped off for a beer in some run-down quarter of any city on earth you would meet Donald Trump, an ignorant and racist redneck with pugnacious opinions about everything, cowardly, and smelling of shit because he does not wash his tiny hands. He is the stable genius of the pissoir, a moron.
February 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Of course, thanks to your wonderful multiplicity of education boards and born-again cretins, you will be aware that America got its arse roundly kicked in the ‘war of 1812’ and their attempt to conquer Canada was such an abysmal failure that the British set fire to Washington and WON THE WAR.
February 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Just found my old NOODLES FROM KRYPTON©️account on my iPhone with 9.600 following and 2,200 followers but nowhere on my iPad Pro or MacBook Air? All very strange.
February 1, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Another candidate for the nut-hatch is the foetus-like Stephen Miller, the evil munchkin on Trump’s shoulder and architect of ICE, the Greenland crap, and Trump’s characterisation of ancient European nations as his VASSALS. FOR GODS SAGE America, invoke the 25TH amendment and cage the animals.
February 1, 2026 at 10:19 AM
There is no way the World Cup can be played at ANY venue in the United States under the present fascist regime. Similarly the Olympic Games will be an impossibility. There will be a worldwide boycott of both events in the USA.HATRED OF THE VILE Trump and his admin. is palpable.
February 1, 2026 at 10:10 AM
I really don’t know what the Hell is happening with my Bluesky accounts. First I am locked out of one with 21 thousand followers, the another with 9 thousand followers, and have just seen a profile which says I have 31.6 MILLION FOLLOWING. I feel as daft as Donald.. Somebody is attacking me..
January 31, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Trump has now left the Hall of Judgement where sane people wait and passed through the wall without using the door, and into the half-demolished White House PIT OF SHAME where only lunatics sit on their gold toilets. His sexual deviancy and his traitorous dealings with America‘s enemies are vile.
January 31, 2026 at 4:50 PM
No one has done more harm to America since the British set fire to the White House, causing it to be painted white to cover up the burn marks. Trump insulted America’s allies, this third generation illegal immigrant child of a diseased whoremaster, calling the leaders of great states ‘his vassals.’
January 31, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Donald Trump’s REAL name is DRUMPH. It was changed when his German grandpappy, fleeing the draft in Saxony became an illegal immigrant to Vancouver, opened a brothel, caught syphilis from an employee changed ‘Drumph; to TRUMP. Trump is not American but third generation Herman the German.
January 31, 2026 at 1:32 PM
First new post, but not the ’last post’ YET. Having yet again achieved in excess of ten thousand followers NOODLES FROM KRYPTON was again blocked by some mysterious agency.This is NOODLES third iteration on 5th Feb. 2025. There shall be many more, my friendly fellow-wanderers. Is Trump still alive?
January 31, 2026 at 1:25 PM