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John
@carbonmade.bsky.social
A music loving, book nerd, dog boy. Not an alt, but potentially more horny on main than my other corners of the internet… 🐾

He/him/pup
TUFF at Rich’s. Last night someone asked if I’d been to the club before, and my first thought was, “she raised me.”

Getting to dance the night away in a place that I love, while wearing my hood, made me a very happy pup.
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from your device without explanation
December 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Clovers or screws?
December 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Get you do a dog who will send you nudes and then flail about Tori 6 minutes later.
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Today’s record store haul. I *might* be a homosexual.
December 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
A little tied up for Christmas. Or… a little tied up in Christmas.
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Pup got a new hood thanks to the Furrjoi blemish Black Friday sale!
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
My Tidal Recap for Most Played Artists of 2025:
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
FLORIDA!!! is one hell of a drug.

Living my best beach dog life this week.
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Sunrise beach pupper
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
A final Locktober cage check in my new leather pants.
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
We’ve almost made it through Locktober, but today is extra social for me because I’ve made it 100 consecutive days of being locked!

This is my longest consecutive lockup, my previous record was 35 days.
October 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Finishing out the franchise with a late night solo date before it leaves the theater
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Have no fear, Underdog is here!
October 26, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I feel seen and represented at O’Hare.
October 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
MIR Day 1! It’s nap time though.
October 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
What video game do you consider perfect?
September 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
This needs to be an all-stars lip sync on Drag Race
September 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
LOVING this album!
September 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Recalibrating the vibes with one of my favorite albums.
September 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Some Sundays require Beth Orton
September 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Bark.
September 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Because pups need fresh air…
September 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Oh, these little earthquakes… Here we go again.
September 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM