Cal, Capybara Ghosthunter
@capybaragh.bsky.social
A 34yo CapyFail who is trying their best.
![A thanksgiving turkey meme saying [I don't know who needs to hear this but it's time to move the turkey straight from the freezer to the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade.]
The image accompanying the text is of Frodo standing in Mount Doom with a turkey ready to be dropped. (but will he?)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wtlqykwzbnfdgf2sznj4zjs6/bafkreihhzm4h7k3fksmua2rdtybsbldn2hreeozngwdbqfxzcvbcpjxjli@jpeg)
A warg but like the bipedal kind from FFXIV.
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
A warg but like the bipedal kind from FFXIV.
Also here's a secondary joke that's harder to work in about how Nabisco harvests them for cookie halves.
While this is doctored, the other pictures are not.
I think these trapdoor spiders are neat.
While this is doctored, the other pictures are not.
I think these trapdoor spiders are neat.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Also here's a secondary joke that's harder to work in about how Nabisco harvests them for cookie halves.
While this is doctored, the other pictures are not.
I think these trapdoor spiders are neat.
While this is doctored, the other pictures are not.
I think these trapdoor spiders are neat.
Here's hoping all the ancient coins you find this year AREN'T actually mimic spiders.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Here's hoping all the ancient coins you find this year AREN'T actually mimic spiders.
"Earlier today the Unovan PC network went down, I've been told that work is underway in repairing the undersea cables effected. The emergency backup network is working fine in all major cities, for smaller towns please see your local Pokecenter if necessary."
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
"Earlier today the Unovan PC network went down, I've been told that work is underway in repairing the undersea cables effected. The emergency backup network is working fine in all major cities, for smaller towns please see your local Pokecenter if necessary."
This joke wouldn't leave my head.
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This joke wouldn't leave my head.
You gotta slowly trick them into it, like I tried this drink earlier this year and it was pretty good. Maybe normal OJ might be next, who knows?
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
You gotta slowly trick them into it, like I tried this drink earlier this year and it was pretty good. Maybe normal OJ might be next, who knows?
I mean hey, bake them with some gnome dough and we be cookin'
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I mean hey, bake them with some gnome dough and we be cookin'
Vertical or horizontal slit ones.
OR an animal-based helm where the mouth still blacks out the face.
OR an animal-based helm where the mouth still blacks out the face.
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Vertical or horizontal slit ones.
OR an animal-based helm where the mouth still blacks out the face.
OR an animal-based helm where the mouth still blacks out the face.
Seems like Tamacolle is the game for you then, huh?
Definitely Kazusa from that game, it seems like every art I see of him has his boobs get bigger haha.
Definitely Kazusa from that game, it seems like every art I see of him has his boobs get bigger haha.
October 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Seems like Tamacolle is the game for you then, huh?
Definitely Kazusa from that game, it seems like every art I see of him has his boobs get bigger haha.
Definitely Kazusa from that game, it seems like every art I see of him has his boobs get bigger haha.
I like guys that have a purple theme.
October 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I like guys that have a purple theme.
I get what you're saying but Meiji Gummy Choco (grape) ended up being so good that I'll fight for it.
Was seeing it get marked down, because obviously no one was buying that, until it was super low and I just had to try it.
Turned out that the flavors mixed very well. And the tube smells so good lol
Was seeing it get marked down, because obviously no one was buying that, until it was super low and I just had to try it.
Turned out that the flavors mixed very well. And the tube smells so good lol
October 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I get what you're saying but Meiji Gummy Choco (grape) ended up being so good that I'll fight for it.
Was seeing it get marked down, because obviously no one was buying that, until it was super low and I just had to try it.
Turned out that the flavors mixed very well. And the tube smells so good lol
Was seeing it get marked down, because obviously no one was buying that, until it was super low and I just had to try it.
Turned out that the flavors mixed very well. And the tube smells so good lol
Wait a fuckin' minute, you're telling me that was made with what was effectively a pin impression toy?
That short was already cool-looking but now it's remarkable!
That short was already cool-looking but now it's remarkable!
October 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Wait a fuckin' minute, you're telling me that was made with what was effectively a pin impression toy?
That short was already cool-looking but now it's remarkable!
That short was already cool-looking but now it's remarkable!
Rugrats was already mentioned but this was my second guess.
October 14, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Rugrats was already mentioned but this was my second guess.
It's ExKimmith!
(or Neo ExKimmith but I am not editing all those faces lol)
(or Neo ExKimmith but I am not editing all those faces lol)
October 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
It's ExKimmith!
(or Neo ExKimmith but I am not editing all those faces lol)
(or Neo ExKimmith but I am not editing all those faces lol)
Anyone send you pics from the new Digimon show?
It's got not one but TWO hyena digimon that immediately made me think of you.
It's got not one but TWO hyena digimon that immediately made me think of you.
October 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Anyone send you pics from the new Digimon show?
It's got not one but TWO hyena digimon that immediately made me think of you.
It's got not one but TWO hyena digimon that immediately made me think of you.
I managed to get a 12-pack of soda for a dollar a month or two back.
Bless those Grocery Outlet deals.
Pictured below is the brand, it was actually tasty and larger in size than expected.
Bless those Grocery Outlet deals.
Pictured below is the brand, it was actually tasty and larger in size than expected.
October 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I managed to get a 12-pack of soda for a dollar a month or two back.
Bless those Grocery Outlet deals.
Pictured below is the brand, it was actually tasty and larger in size than expected.
Bless those Grocery Outlet deals.
Pictured below is the brand, it was actually tasty and larger in size than expected.
I'm reminded of the alligator without a tail.
October 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I'm reminded of the alligator without a tail.
Digguh! (from Kirby)
October 2, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Digguh! (from Kirby)
Where does this fit?
September 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Where does this fit?