ˣ 🏐⠀⠀JULIET ⠀⠀BYERS⠀⠀ (Parody⠀⠀! ⠀)
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ˣ 🏐⠀⠀JULIET ⠀⠀BYERS⠀⠀ (Parody⠀⠀! ⠀)
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⠀ “𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐉𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭. 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐲𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐲.” (@jockguyromeo.bsky.social💕)



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Juliet is going to let out a soft chuckle at Romeo’s words and does gently shove him but not enough to actually hurt him before finally returning the kiss to her lips and just smiles.

“Well I should warn you now that my mom is going to fuss for the entire time so just be prepared.”
December 6, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Juliet is going to grin at Zion now as she’s gently going to lead her to the cashier so that they can pay for their items with her soon thanking the cashier and begins to carry the bag to her car.

“Alright well why don’t we ask Hopper after this? I mean I’m sure he wouldn’t mind right? I hope so.”
December 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“No you can wear a leather jacket. Mom will probably just ask where you got it from but that’s about it really. Plus I’m sure my mom actually owns a leather jacket.”

Juliet is going to frown at her words since she can’t remember if Joyce actually owned a leather jacket or not. “I swear she does.”
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I know she wouldn’t. My dad was an asshole to be honest with you especially since he was just down right nasty to mom. You got lucky tho having Hopper as a Dad even if he interrogated you.”

Juliet can’t help but laugh softly as she’s carefully returning the hug to Zion whilst smiling softly.
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 AM
“No I don’t! I was just giving an example that sometimes life can not go our way you know? I just kinda hope I don’t ever have a relationship like mom and Lonnie did.”

Juliet is going to frown slightly now at the mention of Lonnie since she doesn’t like to talk about her dad.
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
“Erm no it’s okay you can just come in jeans and a t-shirt and maybe not the expensive wine cause I’m worried my mom might have a heart attack especially if it costs more than our house.”

Juliet’s letting out a faint laughter as she’s soon glancing over at Romeo once again with a smile on her face
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“Maybe but who knows. It could all change one day. Maybe I’ll marry Romeo or maybe I’ll marry Steve the hair Harrington. We don’t know but I do think whoever it is that you like will be the one.”

Juliet is going to smile happily at Zion before tapping her nose the way that she did when she was baby
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
“You know mom is gonna be the one who makes the biggest fuss right? I can already see her being the definition of the mother in law that wants to make sure everyone is so happy. God she’s gonna be so hands on.”

Juliet can’t help but let out a laughter as she’s soon glancing over at Zion once again.
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Juliet is going to nod her head softly as she’s soon giving the pager back to Romeo once she’s done messing around with it.

That’s when her attention is on Romeo again with her soon pressing a kiss to his cheek. “Oh yeah my mom wanted to know if you wanted to come for dinner.”
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 AM
“Oh no you don’t have to do that. But this is what you use to talk to your mom or something? I known Chrissy for years and she’s never told me about this device before. This is so cool.”

Juliet is going to take it now and carefully examine the pager before pressing a button on it and grins.
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Juliet is going to stop as she’s now placing her hands gently onto Zion’s shoulders once she’s placed down the basket and finds herself to shake her head almost immediately.

“Don’t say that okay? You did not ruin anything by saying you prefer to marry a woman over a man. We can still talk.”
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“Text you? Okay I think you really did bump your head hard cause I don’t know how I be able to text you? But I could call you instead since texting sounds made up.”

Juliet is going to smile softly when she hears Romeo saying that he can help with Will and nods her head. “That be nice.”
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“Okay what is it? Are you gonna say that you’re gay or something cause if you are guess what I don’t care. Jonathan told me about Will liking Mike so if you like a girl you like a girl.”

Juliet is going to pick up a few snacks and places them into the basket as shes walking around.
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“I kinda got used to it with Will. He’s always been a sensitive kid even more so since the whole missing situation. I won’t lie I get terrified whenever Will leaves the house even if she’s staying at the Wheelers.”

Juliet is going to let out a faint chuckle as she’s now looking at Romeo again.
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
“Well I would hope that you would get comfortable with me taking care of you babe especially since I know some first aid training. My younger brother and sister were clumsy kids.”

Juliet’s now knocking on the school nurse’s office and finally leads Romeo inside when she says to enter the room.
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Juliet is going to raise an eyebrow to what Zion is saying and soon her hands are coming to rest against her hips whilst tilting her head ever so slightly now.

“So if it’s Eddie then who is it cause it’s clear that you like someone. C’mon you can tell me since you know I won’t tell anyone else.”
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“Well you did take quite a nasty fall and I would hate for you to end up getting yourself a head injury or something. Come on let me at least take you to the school nurse so that you will be okay.”

Juliet is taking Romeo’s hand and begins to lead him to where the school nurse is whilst sighing.
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“Okay I’m not that perfect. But no I get worried about what I eat too especially since I’m the captain of the volleyball team.” Juliet is going to grab a basket now before heading to the fruit section.

“So besides how bad the party was how was hanging out with Eddie? Do you like him or something?”
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Chrissy is going to let out a giggle again as she’s glancing over at the bleachers to see Juliet is already making her way down the stairs. “Well now you’re about to get fussed on.”

Juliet is now stood in front of him as she’s carefully poking at his cheek and frowns slightly. “Are you hurt?!”
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
“Now you sound like your own dad. Hopper said that when he came to attend the homecoming dance cause he wanted El to experience a social interaction.”

Juliet is going to let out a soft chuckle as she’s soon pulling up the car to the grocery store. “C’mon let’s get you some veggies shall we?”
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Juliet is going to let out a giggle but she’s also got that concerned expression on her face which often mirrors Joyce’s own perfectly but right now is doing her best not to worry too much as her attention is back on her friends.

Chrissy is giggling as she’s looking at her twin now. “Ego bruised?”
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
“Yeah right it’s mom and besides it’s either me or Jonathan picks you up with Will and we both know all your gonna hear is the clash and our baby brother talking nerdy D&D stuff.”

Juliet’s starting her car now as she’s backing out of her parking spot and begins to drive down the streets of Hawkins.
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM