Captain Splendid
@captainsplendid.bsky.social
I'm only just realising now how old DVDs are
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I'm only just realising now how old DVDs are
This thrills the crab
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This thrills the crab
My brain went there like a moth to a flame...
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My brain went there like a moth to a flame...
The difference between a million and a billion is about a billion.
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
The difference between a million and a billion is about a billion.
I like to imagine the McDonagh brothers fighting over whose turn it is to play with Brendan.
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I like to imagine the McDonagh brothers fighting over whose turn it is to play with Brendan.
As onomatopoeia for stealing something, that was a Simpsons original
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
As onomatopoeia for stealing something, that was a Simpsons original
Oxygen for me, but not for thee.
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Oxygen for me, but not for thee.
Kind of looks the same
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Kind of looks the same
You should really play TWAU, by the way, even if it's a little rougher by virtue of being 11 years old.
Some of the same VAs too....
Some of the same VAs too....
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
You should really play TWAU, by the way, even if it's a little rougher by virtue of being 11 years old.
Some of the same VAs too....
Some of the same VAs too....
"ᵂʰᵃᵗ day is it?"
November 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"ᵂʰᵃᵗ day is it?"
Where's that dril tweet...
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Where's that dril tweet...
Hahaha option 2 was going to be my guess
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Hahaha option 2 was going to be my guess
Wait....how the hell do you have 28 hours???
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Wait....how the hell do you have 28 hours???
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Didn't she get 🔥'd?
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Didn't she get 🔥'd?