Dan
captainmcdan.bsky.social
Dan
@captainmcdan.bsky.social
CaptainMcDan has dedicated his life to hunting down and killing the whale that bit his leg off, this may have sent him a bit funny
I went to an album launch there some years ago and remember very clearly looking down and realising I was resting my beer on a speaker the same price as the house I'd just bought.
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I went to a carol singing in New York once where they only sang the first verse of each carol. Good King Wenceslas looked out at a poor man gath'ring winter fu-el - and then presumably went back to bed untroubled by his conscience.
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
is that not something an AI absolutely *cannot* do - because it involves sums?
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I was trying to work out something based on the fact that c can only be 2,4,6,or 8 but didn't get anywhere yet
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
About 3 years ago I worked for a company that, as enticement to get us back in the office, would buy us lunch. The lunch budget was £20 and one of the lunch options would allow you to add a fried egg for £1, so some wag decided to order 20 fried eggs for lunch.
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I cannot really answer because I have learned to give up on declining TV early, something I recommend.

That said I'm reliably informed that Red Dwarf just kept getting worse.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Zoom calls
October 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Feel irrationally offended on behalf of the actor who plays Rex that he or she did not get credited on the poster
October 16, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Sinners is hands-down the most _fun_. The best might depend on your tolerance for Daniel Day Lewis chewing the scenery.
October 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Did all those drummers choke to death on their own vomit for nothing?
October 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Great chart. Do you know if it changes much if it's done for age groups as a whole rather than 'for a person'?
October 9, 2025 at 10:22 AM
in a world where humans are not top animal there is no such thing as sheep
October 3, 2025 at 10:51 AM