Captain Lou
@captainlou.bsky.social
Aristotle was not Belgian, the central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement.
It's simply not sustainable for the human body to go from sleeping during mid-morning meetings to wired like Belushi at 9:00 pm on a school night. Just give it time. It's gonna happen.
December 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
It's simply not sustainable for the human body to go from sleeping during mid-morning meetings to wired like Belushi at 9:00 pm on a school night. Just give it time. It's gonna happen.
Spud's interview on speed in Trainspotting was more coherent than that.
December 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Spud's interview on speed in Trainspotting was more coherent than that.
No parent should be as wired on a school night as Trump is.
December 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
No parent should be as wired on a school night as Trump is.
Maybe this is just America's rebellious period where she dates a coked out loser
December 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Maybe this is just America's rebellious period where she dates a coked out loser
Tyler Toffoli will never get enough credit for his role in this Sharks rebuild. On ice and off ice. He should never have to pay for a drink in this town again.
December 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Tyler Toffoli will never get enough credit for his role in this Sharks rebuild. On ice and off ice. He should never have to pay for a drink in this town again.
The Palestra or GTFOH
Adam Silver says "some storied college locations" are under consideration for future NBA cup championship games
December 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The Palestra or GTFOH
We watched a Phish concert and Human Centipede.
Two things I now wish I had never seen.
Two things I now wish I had never seen.
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
We watched a Phish concert and Human Centipede.
Two things I now wish I had never seen.
Two things I now wish I had never seen.
Jesus
“Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer Reiner, were killed by their son, Nick, multiple sources confirm to PEOPLE.”
Rob Reiner and His Wife Michele Were Killed by Their Son: Sources (Exclusive)
Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer Reiner, were found after first responders were called to the couple's Brentwood home at 3:30 p.m.
people.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Jesus
Oh no. Not Rob Reiner
December 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Oh no. Not Rob Reiner
Lindsey Vonn might be a diva with daddy issues, but the clock don't lie. She's still fast.
December 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Lindsey Vonn might be a diva with daddy issues, but the clock don't lie. She's still fast.
1985. 9 years old. Saw Back to the Future on opening weekend at Town & Country. Sold out theater. Had dinner afterwards with family and our good friends at a 50's themed restaurant (Ed Debevic's for those Phoenicians). Absolutely amazing.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
1985. 9 years old. Saw Back to the Future on opening weekend at Town & Country. Sold out theater. Had dinner afterwards with family and our good friends at a 50's themed restaurant (Ed Debevic's for those Phoenicians). Absolutely amazing.
The Daily Pennsylvanian remains amazing
December 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The Daily Pennsylvanian remains amazing
Dig up Schembechler!
December 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Dig up Schembechler!
Joe Buck over Kuip is horseshit. What the fuck is the committees problem?
Giants announcer Duane Kuiper passed over for Hall of Fame as Joe Buck wins Frick Award; the hope remains at some point that Kruk and Kuip go in together (which would be right and sensible imo): www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giant... via @sfchronicle
Giants announcer Duane Kuiper passed over for Hall of Fame as Joe Buck wins Frick Award
Beloved San Francisco Giants announcer Duane Kuiper came up short again in the balloting for the Hall of Fame’s Ford C. Frick award, with ESPN broadcaster Joe Buck taking the honors.
www.sfchronicle.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Joe Buck over Kuip is horseshit. What the fuck is the committees problem?
Reposted by Captain Lou
"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"
There will be an entire chapter dedicated to Jimmy Fallon's role in the downfall of the American experience
December 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
There will be an entire chapter dedicated to Jimmy Fallon's role in the downfall of the American experience
Fernando Mendoza just cost himself many rounds in draft position with that interview
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Fernando Mendoza just cost himself many rounds in draft position with that interview
I'm willing to bet that all identical twins can sing in perfect harmony. Just another of the "weird twin things" they can do.
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm willing to bet that all identical twins can sing in perfect harmony. Just another of the "weird twin things" they can do.
Through three slalom races this season, Mikaela Shiffrin has three wins. But most impressive is the margin of victory. These aren't just wins. They're absolute curb stompings. Against the best in the world.
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Through three slalom races this season, Mikaela Shiffrin has three wins. But most impressive is the margin of victory. These aren't just wins. They're absolute curb stompings. Against the best in the world.
The Onion @theonion.com doesn't miss
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The Onion @theonion.com doesn't miss
Cal just avenged the death of those five hookers at the hand of Craig James.
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Cal just avenged the death of those five hookers at the hand of Craig James.
When your racist uncle drops dead on the way to Thanksgiving dinner
Golfer Fuzzy Zoeller dies; two-time major champion haunted by Tiger Woods joke trib.al/6w4cisG
Golfer Fuzzy Zoeller dies; two-time major champion haunted by Tiger Woods joke
Zoeller was the last player to win the Masters on his first attempt, a three-man playoff in 1979.
trib.al
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
When your racist uncle drops dead on the way to Thanksgiving dinner
This might be lost on everyone else, but playing these two movies back to back is hilarious. Well played Showtime Family.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This might be lost on everyone else, but playing these two movies back to back is hilarious. Well played Showtime Family.