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· Apr 29
Let's say you figure out how to go faster than Warp 10. And then let's say you start evolving. Let's also say you kidnap your captain. Then let's say she starts evolving too. Let's say then you have salamander babies together. When you get rescued, do you really think they'll save the babies also?
WE 👏 NEED 👏 MORE 👏 INSANE 👏 CAMPAIGN 👏 ADS!
the Shamwow guy is running for Congress in Texas, and he just released his first campaign ad. he's 2 years too late to be this clownishly anti-woke. it feels like a parody
February 5, 2026 at 11:01 PM
WE 👏 NEED 👏 MORE 👏 INSANE 👏 CAMPAIGN 👏 ADS!
I feel like a lot of that initial marketing for Star Trek Acadamy was really off base. Maybe it gets there, but these first two episodes really didn't give off Degrassi vibes
January 16, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I feel like a lot of that initial marketing for Star Trek Acadamy was really off base. Maybe it gets there, but these first two episodes really didn't give off Degrassi vibes
The one cultural good the Nazis ever gave to the world was a villain that was not only universally permissible to kill but an actual absolute moral good to kill wholesale.
January 10, 2026 at 6:22 AM
The one cultural good the Nazis ever gave to the world was a villain that was not only universally permissible to kill but an actual absolute moral good to kill wholesale.
New conspiracy theory. Disney truncated the Andor show to 2 seasons cuz they saw the way the political climate was going and saw how season 1 resonated with audiences, they couldn't allow the show to depict the creation of effectual armed resistance against a fascist dictatorship
January 10, 2026 at 6:20 AM
New conspiracy theory. Disney truncated the Andor show to 2 seasons cuz they saw the way the political climate was going and saw how season 1 resonated with audiences, they couldn't allow the show to depict the creation of effectual armed resistance against a fascist dictatorship
Happy Folgers Incest Commercial Day!
a man wearing a blue backpack that says volunteer on it
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December 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Happy Folgers Incest Commercial Day!
I have listened to the top four Rage Against the Machines songs, and have determined that they are entirely vibes based and not very good musicality nor politically savvy. I would rate them 'boring'.
December 7, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I have listened to the top four Rage Against the Machines songs, and have determined that they are entirely vibes based and not very good musicality nor politically savvy. I would rate them 'boring'.
I swear to God I don't know if my heart will take another round of Half-Life 3 rumors. Dear GabeN, put an end to this misery!
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I swear to God I don't know if my heart will take another round of Half-Life 3 rumors. Dear GabeN, put an end to this misery!
I do not have a Greater Unified Fuckwad Theory as to why some political figures such as Fetterman, Kasperian, Sinema, or whoever turned out shit. All I know is that the only thing we can do as leftists is to keep trying to get people in who advance our positions.
October 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I do not have a Greater Unified Fuckwad Theory as to why some political figures such as Fetterman, Kasperian, Sinema, or whoever turned out shit. All I know is that the only thing we can do as leftists is to keep trying to get people in who advance our positions.
Probably a good reminder that you should usually judge people not by a snapshot, but by a pattern of behavior. I think it's good to know people can make mistakes, take accountability, apologize and grow from those experiences. Humans aren't perfect, don't pretend they can be.
October 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Probably a good reminder that you should usually judge people not by a snapshot, but by a pattern of behavior. I think it's good to know people can make mistakes, take accountability, apologize and grow from those experiences. Humans aren't perfect, don't pretend they can be.
What's the deal with Resolution No. 8201? Doesn't the Washington State Legislature know that the entire stock market is propped up by a massive AI bubble that is about to pop and take down the entire world economy with it? Now is the worst time to put public funds into the market!
October 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
What's the deal with Resolution No. 8201? Doesn't the Washington State Legislature know that the entire stock market is propped up by a massive AI bubble that is about to pop and take down the entire world economy with it? Now is the worst time to put public funds into the market!
More people need to watch the third season of Babylon 5 now more than ever before. The message is timeless.
October 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
More people need to watch the third season of Babylon 5 now more than ever before. The message is timeless.
RE: Shoe0nhead
The problem with populists is that they don't have any kind of foundational political core. They gravitate towards whatever is perceived as popular at the time, regardless of principled or material consequences. I never have trusted populists as their whims change like the tides.
The problem with populists is that they don't have any kind of foundational political core. They gravitate towards whatever is perceived as popular at the time, regardless of principled or material consequences. I never have trusted populists as their whims change like the tides.
September 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
RE: Shoe0nhead
The problem with populists is that they don't have any kind of foundational political core. They gravitate towards whatever is perceived as popular at the time, regardless of principled or material consequences. I never have trusted populists as their whims change like the tides.
The problem with populists is that they don't have any kind of foundational political core. They gravitate towards whatever is perceived as popular at the time, regardless of principled or material consequences. I never have trusted populists as their whims change like the tides.
For the record, I don't mourn the death of Goebbels either.
September 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
For the record, I don't mourn the death of Goebbels either.
You do not actually have to send thoughts and prayers to fascists.
September 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
You do not actually have to send thoughts and prayers to fascists.
1/ I've been playing Mass Effect 1 for the first time in over a decade and I've had some thoughts. First, both Ashley and Kaiden are really bad characters. This is not new to me, I already knew one was a racist and the other was a crybaby.
August 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM
1/ I've been playing Mass Effect 1 for the first time in over a decade and I've had some thoughts. First, both Ashley and Kaiden are really bad characters. This is not new to me, I already knew one was a racist and the other was a crybaby.
My girlfriends idea of having a good time is not having a bad time. I cannot fault that logic
August 3, 2025 at 6:44 AM
My girlfriends idea of having a good time is not having a bad time. I cannot fault that logic
I gotta say, there is something truly grotesque describing a documentary as "one of the best combat films ever made" about an actual ongoing war for survival.
August 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I gotta say, there is something truly grotesque describing a documentary as "one of the best combat films ever made" about an actual ongoing war for survival.
The only reason anybody says they only support non violent protest in the wake of violent protest is because only the threat of violence is the motivating factor for real change, but that same support is crushed by systematic state violence. It's the only cover anyone has.
June 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
The only reason anybody says they only support non violent protest in the wake of violent protest is because only the threat of violence is the motivating factor for real change, but that same support is crushed by systematic state violence. It's the only cover anyone has.
I have a new conspiracy theory. Disney truncated the Andor show to 2 seasons because they saw the way the political climate was going and saw how season 1 resonated with audiences, they couldn't allow the showrunner to depict the creation of effectual armed resistance against a fascist dictatorship.
May 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I have a new conspiracy theory. Disney truncated the Andor show to 2 seasons because they saw the way the political climate was going and saw how season 1 resonated with audiences, they couldn't allow the showrunner to depict the creation of effectual armed resistance against a fascist dictatorship.
Anyone who voted for this spending bill just voted for what is tantamount to mass murder. I'm not a big capital punishment guy, but this bill makes a compelling argument.
May 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Anyone who voted for this spending bill just voted for what is tantamount to mass murder. I'm not a big capital punishment guy, but this bill makes a compelling argument.
ICE is state-sponsored domestic terrorism
May 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
ICE is state-sponsored domestic terrorism
Anyone remember when John Boehner spoke with the pope and then cried a lot before immediately quitting politics forever? If only a certain couch fucker has as much self reflection.
May 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Anyone remember when John Boehner spoke with the pope and then cried a lot before immediately quitting politics forever? If only a certain couch fucker has as much self reflection.
Everyone knows that Duke Nukem is a misogynistic, 'roided up meat head, but what my theory presupposes is... maybe he's woke?
April 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Everyone knows that Duke Nukem is a misogynistic, 'roided up meat head, but what my theory presupposes is... maybe he's woke?
How can something be so fuckin obvious yet so shocking at the same time? Like, of course it should be 9-0, but also, huh?
Breaking News: The Supreme Court instructed the government to take steps to return a Salvadoran migrant it had wrongly deported to a prison in El Salvador. nyti.ms/42j7cxP
April 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
How can something be so fuckin obvious yet so shocking at the same time? Like, of course it should be 9-0, but also, huh?