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I think it would be fun to run a newspaper.
IRL (In Real Life)
Nearly 13,000 Irish Passports Are Recalled Over ‘Technical Issue’ www.nytimes.com/2026/01/10/w...
Nearly 13,000 Irish Passports Are Recalled Over ‘Technical Issue’ www.nytimes.com/2026/01/10/w...
Nearly 13,000 Irish Passports Are Recalled Over ‘Technical Issue’
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January 10, 2026 at 11:26 PM
IRL (In Real Life)
Nearly 13,000 Irish Passports Are Recalled Over ‘Technical Issue’ www.nytimes.com/2026/01/10/w...
Nearly 13,000 Irish Passports Are Recalled Over ‘Technical Issue’ www.nytimes.com/2026/01/10/w...
You're welcome. #lawenforcementappreciationday
January 9, 2026 at 10:34 PM
You're welcome. #lawenforcementappreciationday
Twelve days of Christmas. One day of Christmas is loathsome enough.
December 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Twelve days of Christmas. One day of Christmas is loathsome enough.
my name is Inigo Montoya...
December 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
my name is Inigo Montoya...
The Brown University shooting happened during a final exam review session for a Principles of Economics class. Here's the answer to the test.
December 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The Brown University shooting happened during a final exam review session for a Principles of Economics class. Here's the answer to the test.
Might I make a suggestion?
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Might I make a suggestion?
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Oxford University Press has chosen “rage bait” as its 2025 Word of the Year. The open-compound word, which beat out “biohack” and “aura farming,” goes back at least to 2002. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/a...
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Oxford University Press has chosen “rage bait” as its 2025 Word of the Year. The open-compound word, which beat out “biohack” and “aura farming,” goes back at least to 2002. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/a...
Pope Leo Calls for a Two-State Solution in Mideast Conflict www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/w...
Pope Leo Calls for a Two-State Solution in Mideast Conflict
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November 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Pope Leo Calls for a Two-State Solution in Mideast Conflict www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/w...
Happy Feast of Servant of God Dorothy Day who died on this day in 1980.
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Happy Feast of Servant of God Dorothy Day who died on this day in 1980.
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Gramma, a Galápagos tortoise at the San Diego Zoo, died at 141 years old on Thursday. Her care specialists had referred to her as “the queen of the zoo.”
Gramma, a Galápagos Tortoise at the San Diego Zoo, Dies at About 141
She traveled through her long life at her own pace.
nyti.ms
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Gramma, a Galápagos tortoise at the San Diego Zoo, died at 141 years old on Thursday. Her care specialists had referred to her as “the queen of the zoo.”
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, the Douche of York.
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, the Douche of York.
EAT ME
Live Updates: Supreme Court Temporarily Allows Trump to Curtail Food Stamp Funding www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
Live Updates: Supreme Court Temporarily Allows Trump to Curtail Food Stamp Funding www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
Live Updates: Supreme Court Temporarily Allows Trump to Curtail Food Stamp Funding
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November 8, 2025 at 5:05 AM
EAT ME
Live Updates: Supreme Court Temporarily Allows Trump to Curtail Food Stamp Funding www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
Live Updates: Supreme Court Temporarily Allows Trump to Curtail Food Stamp Funding www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
Galway Girls
November 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Galway Girls
The federal government has determined that it costs 3.69 cents to produce a penny and plans to end production in 2026.
Put all of your copper into crypto.
Put all of your copper into crypto.
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The federal government has determined that it costs 3.69 cents to produce a penny and plans to end production in 2026.
Put all of your copper into crypto.
Put all of your copper into crypto.
Fuck your mother, fuck your show, and fuck Donald Trump!
October 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Fuck your mother, fuck your show, and fuck Donald Trump!
We need the courage to face the truth about what we are doing in the world and act responsibly to change it.
Daniel Ellsberg
apnews.com/article/pent...
Journalists turn in access badges, exit Pentagon rather than agree to new reporting rules
Daniel Ellsberg
apnews.com/article/pent...
Journalists turn in access badges, exit Pentagon rather than agree to new reporting rules
Journalists turn in access badges, exit Pentagon rather than agree to new reporting rules
Journalists at the Pentagon turned in access badges and cleaned out their workspaces, the price for refusing to agree to new restrictions on their jobs at the seat of U.S. military power.
apnews.com
October 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
We need the courage to face the truth about what we are doing in the world and act responsibly to change it.
Daniel Ellsberg
apnews.com/article/pent...
Journalists turn in access badges, exit Pentagon rather than agree to new reporting rules
Daniel Ellsberg
apnews.com/article/pent...
Journalists turn in access badges, exit Pentagon rather than agree to new reporting rules
Your money's in Joe's house...and a hundred others," trying to calm the panicked customers and show them their money isn't sitting in a safe, but is tied up in loans for homes.
October 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Your money's in Joe's house...and a hundred others," trying to calm the panicked customers and show them their money isn't sitting in a safe, but is tied up in loans for homes.
"Look at her sitting there so innocently. She’s got $60 billion in the bank."
October 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"Look at her sitting there so innocently. She’s got $60 billion in the bank."
A NEW and IMPROVED Nobel Prize! Act Now!!
Three Share Nobel in Economics for Work on How Technology Drives Growth www.nytimes.com/2025/10/13/b...
Three Share Nobel in Economics for Work on How Technology Drives Growth www.nytimes.com/2025/10/13/b...
Three Share Nobel in Economics for Work on How Technology Drives Growth
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October 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
A NEW and IMPROVED Nobel Prize! Act Now!!
Three Share Nobel in Economics for Work on How Technology Drives Growth www.nytimes.com/2025/10/13/b...
Three Share Nobel in Economics for Work on How Technology Drives Growth www.nytimes.com/2025/10/13/b...
I wish I had a watermelon.
Pope Leo Urges U.S. Bishops to Support Immigrants
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October 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I wish I had a watermelon.
Of all social crimes, the crime of press distortion and giving prominence to scandals is of the most unfathomable harm to the rising world generation. – Paramahansa Yogananda, 1928.
October 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Of all social crimes, the crime of press distortion and giving prominence to scandals is of the most unfathomable harm to the rising world generation. – Paramahansa Yogananda, 1928.
What’s Wrong With Las Vegas? www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/t...
What’s Wrong With Las Vegas?
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October 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
What’s Wrong With Las Vegas? www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/t...
Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who's done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.
Charlie Kirk, Jimmy Kimmel and the Future of Free Speech in America www.nytimes.com/2025/09/18/o...
Charlie Kirk, Jimmy Kimmel and the Future of Free Speech in America www.nytimes.com/2025/09/18/o...
Opinion | Charlie Kirk, Jimmy Kimmel and the Future of Free Speech in America
www.nytimes.com
September 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who's done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.
Charlie Kirk, Jimmy Kimmel and the Future of Free Speech in America www.nytimes.com/2025/09/18/o...
Charlie Kirk, Jimmy Kimmel and the Future of Free Speech in America www.nytimes.com/2025/09/18/o...
I'm f*ing Matt Damon.
September 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I'm f*ing Matt Damon.