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Luke: grue fodder
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I am a barely sentient bean-bag chair.
(He/him/it/you there)

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2025 book seventy-one: James S.A. Corey: Cibola Burn ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A hand holding a Kindle e-reader displaying the book cover for "Cibola Burn" by James S.A. Corey. The cover features a dark, dramatic design. The background is plain and light-colored.
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Look, it was pretty fucking great.
Oasis on stage in Sydney. There are fireworks. Liam is wearing a hat with corks and a tambourine on his head. As you do.
November 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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If this was in a Far Cry or Tropico game you'd tell the writers to cock it down a notch.
An image of a door with terrible faux-gold detailing, and a dodgy printed sign saying THE OVAL OFFICE.
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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2025 book seventy: David E. Hoffman: The Dead Hand: The Untold Story of the Cold War Arms Race and its Dangerous Legacy ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
The image features the cover of an audiobook titled "The Dead Hand" by David E. Hoffman, which explores the Cold War arms race and its implications. It includes an image of a missile launching into the sky against a backdrop of an explosion and smoke.
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Gonna tell the kids this was Henry Rollins.
John Irving, little-known lead singer of Black Flag.
November 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Calm the fuck down, Microsoft.
A photo of a Mac menu with a FUCKING HUGE OneDrive icon that looks like a Lovecraftian croissant.
October 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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I have this! I have not read it! I gotta do so, then get some more mustachioed Reed action into my life.
This image from the set of Ken Russell's THE DEVILS features the most alarming version of the "we saw you from across the bar and dig your vibe" meme largely because Ken Russell is ABSOLUTEY already eyeing up the cuckchair as we speak.
October 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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This photo of sculptor Nobuo Sekine installing his Phase of Nothingness goes hard as hell.
A man stands on a piece of rock, atop a reflective pillar. He looks hard as hell.
October 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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2025 book sixty-nine: Edgar Kaufman and Ben Raeburn (eds): Frank Lloyd Wright: Writings and Buildings ⭐️⭐️⭐️
A hand holds a book titled "Frank Lloyd Wright: Writings and Buildings," selected by Edgar Kaufmann and Ben Raeburn. The background features plants and an outdoor sign, hinting at a café atmosphere.
October 28, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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So today I learned this exists.
A memorial manhole cover celebrating the Defeat of the Fatberg.
October 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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2025 book sixty-eight: Michael Moorcock: Mother London ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A red cup of latte with a decorative foam design is placed beside a yellow book titled "Mother London" by Michael Moorcock, all set on a wooden table.
October 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Pictured: me with headphones in, singing along.
A man with long hair in a ponytail is driving a convertible car. He is wearing sunglasses and a beige suit, and appears to be focused on the road while driving through a scenic area. This is Geoffrey Rush in INTOLERABLE CRUELTY and he is as rizz-free as it is possible to be.
October 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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2025 book sixty-seven: Michel Houellebecq: Serotonin ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
The image features the book cover of "Serotonin" by Michel Houellebecq, with bold white text on a vibrant pink and black background. A silhouette of a church and landscape is visible in the background. The Penguin logo is present.
October 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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*ennui intensifies*
A graphic indicating that, unsurprisingly, a Michel Houellebecq novel is about a flawed character.
October 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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The poster for the documentary THE PERFECT NEIGHBOR.
October 25, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Filed under "video suggestions I will never click".
Billy Corgan opines on porn.
October 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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The poster for THE ZONE OF INTEREST.
October 22, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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2025 book sixty-six: Martin Amis: The Zone of Interest ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Audiobook cover featuring the title "Martin Amis: The Zone of Interest." The design includes barbed wire at the top and a badge indicating "Full & Unabridged." The background is a light color.
October 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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That's much better than the Husqvarna I have that was basically this, in chopping form.
It didn't even come with a free Frogurt.
October 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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I mean and also
Fishing. Fishing. FISHING.
October 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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The poster for BRIGHT LIGHTS, BIG CITY featuring Michael J. Fox, on coke.
October 19, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Thank fuck, I'm shit at modes.
I struggled to play great jazz solos so you don't have to
October 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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2025 book sixty-five: Jay MacInerney: Bright Lights, Big City ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Cover of the audiobook "Bright Lights, Big City" by Jay McInerney. Features a figure in a coat standing in an urban setting, with a neon sign reading "ODEON" and skyscrapers in the background.
October 18, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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2025 book sixty-four: Vigdis Hjorth: Long Live the Post Horn! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
The image features the audiobook cover of "Long Live the Post Horn!" by Vigdis Hjorth. It includes an old-style telephone, a hand leaving the frame, and a background painting. The title and author's name are prominently displayed.
October 16, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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I was lucky enough to be alive when Henry Kissinger did the greatest thing he’s ever done, which was die. Throughout my life I’ve seen plenty of death. I’ve seen death celebrated, and I’ve seen the dead celebrated. I’ve seen what it looks like when death is earned, which is not the same thing as death being celebrated. We earned Henry Kissinger’s death, he did not. We owe the dead only the truth, and to canonize the dead is to disrespect the ghosts their own lives were responsible for creating. To wash away the evil deeds of the dead is to take that death upon ourselves. Living your life in a way that people celebrate your death is a choice that certain people make, and in their death we should honor their choice by telling the true story of who they were, and the true cost of their lives.
October 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM