Captain Cursselmeyer 😜
@captaincurt.bsky.social
Mariner, eco-tour boat captain, citizen scientist, stage actor, 50% deaf with cochlear implant, Alaskan, and ravenous roleplaying gamer. “From Hell’s Heart I Stab At Thee!” (He/Him)
It’s a legit wild place I’ve never seen more jellyfish in the ocean than at that spot
December 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It’s a legit wild place I’ve never seen more jellyfish in the ocean than at that spot
What would an Under Hollow Hills mashup with Apocalypse World look like and why will THE SHOW always go on?
Also would you be interested in a “record number of simultaneous play tests” going on the release day?
World Wide Apocalypse World!
Also would you be interested in a “record number of simultaneous play tests” going on the release day?
World Wide Apocalypse World!
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
What would an Under Hollow Hills mashup with Apocalypse World look like and why will THE SHOW always go on?
Also would you be interested in a “record number of simultaneous play tests” going on the release day?
World Wide Apocalypse World!
Also would you be interested in a “record number of simultaneous play tests” going on the release day?
World Wide Apocalypse World!
My cousins a teacher there, he’s safe. For now, but violence begets violence
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My cousins a teacher there, he’s safe. For now, but violence begets violence
We’ve got TWO! Kiddo and I will look at them and wonder “did this one kill a mosasaur ?”
December 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
We’ve got TWO! Kiddo and I will look at them and wonder “did this one kill a mosasaur ?”
Reposted by Captain Cursselmeyer 😜
Folks! We did it! The Onion has 60,000 subscribers!
We're that much closer to reaching our goal of beating The Washington Post's print circulation by the end of next year. (They were last reported at 97k, but it's probably lower now.)
Thank you all. Democracy died in darkness but we're still here.
We're that much closer to reaching our goal of beating The Washington Post's print circulation by the end of next year. (They were last reported at 97k, but it's probably lower now.)
Thank you all. Democracy died in darkness but we're still here.
December 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Folks! We did it! The Onion has 60,000 subscribers!
We're that much closer to reaching our goal of beating The Washington Post's print circulation by the end of next year. (They were last reported at 97k, but it's probably lower now.)
Thank you all. Democracy died in darkness but we're still here.
We're that much closer to reaching our goal of beating The Washington Post's print circulation by the end of next year. (They were last reported at 97k, but it's probably lower now.)
Thank you all. Democracy died in darkness but we're still here.
Love this ❤️🔥
December 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Love this ❤️🔥
Deliciously stormy 🌊
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Deliciously stormy 🌊
I think that might be AI? 👀🫠
December 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I think that might be AI? 👀🫠
Good shit. Surround the icy waters underground 🎶🎶🎶🎶
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Good shit. Surround the icy waters underground 🎶🎶🎶🎶